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| Trump’s Horcruxes Accidentally Tweeted | |
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| Tweet Topic Started: Feb 22 2017, 11:32 AM (212 Views) | |
| Catseye3 | Feb 22 2017, 11:32 AM Post #1 |
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https://newromantimes.com/sean-spicer-accidently-tweets-7-trumps-horcruxes/ Witches and wizards all over the globe have been furiously re-tweeting an accidentally published series of tweets from White House Press Secretary Sean Spicer, who is notorious for tweeting his own internet passwords. Spicer inadvertently released a list of items that many rebellious magic practitioners are speculating may be catalog of Horcruxes that could bring He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Elected down from his seat of power. For our muggle readers, a Horcrux is an ordinary object into which, through the dark arts, a wizard or witch places a bit of his/her soul to achieve immortality. It is rumored among scholars that only a heinous act, such as murder or tax evasion can produce a Horcrux. The tweet has been removed from twitter, but some intrepid Aurors in the Ministry of Magic and a group of rebel student practitioners known only as “D.A.” captured the tweet via a rudimentary spell intended to preserve all items visible on your laptop or desktop computer screen (‘Screen-Capturio’). The list is included below, but we caution you to read at your own risk: • First wife Ivana’s signed divorce papers. • His 24-karat-gold custom motorcycle. • A vacuum-packed Trump Steak from 2007. • A lock of He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Elected’s fine, almost-human hair. • Prized pinky ring from former lawyer and mentor Roy Cohn. • A Pair of Ivanka Trump strappy sandals, rescued from Nordstrom’s discontinued lot • Son Barron Trump. |
| "I shall now begin to speak of purple, which exceeds all the colors that have so far been mentioned both in costliness and in the superiority of its delightful effect." -- Vitruvius, De architectura, 1st century BC. | |
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| Larry | Feb 22 2017, 01:24 PM Post #2 |
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THIS is one of the stupidest things I've seen in a while, but a prime example of the mental state of the anti-trump nutjobs. |
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| Nobody's Sock | Feb 22 2017, 01:56 PM Post #3 |
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so do we have to destroy each horcrux to truly be rid of him? I suggest we make teams. |
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| Catseye3 | Feb 22 2017, 02:15 PM Post #4 |
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Piece o' cake.
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| "I shall now begin to speak of purple, which exceeds all the colors that have so far been mentioned both in costliness and in the superiority of its delightful effect." -- Vitruvius, De architectura, 1st century BC. | |
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| Riley | Feb 22 2017, 02:51 PM Post #5 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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You would have absolutely posted this if the joke was on Obama. |
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| John D'Oh | Feb 22 2017, 02:52 PM Post #6 |
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OK, take off the Turban. We know he's in there.
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| Renauda | Feb 22 2017, 03:40 PM Post #7 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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And compared Michelle Obama to a chimpanzee or some other jungle simian to close the post. |
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| Nobody's Sock | Feb 22 2017, 03:54 PM Post #8 |
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Riley, stop pointing out hypocrisy when it's dripping at our feet. It's embarrassing. |
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| Larry | Feb 22 2017, 06:00 PM Post #9 |
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A few facts for you fact challenged ones: * Michelle Obama *does* look like a chimp. ![]() So does George Bush. ![]() As for whether or not I would have posted the same post if this stupid conspiracy theory had been about Barack Obama, I equate this piece of nonsense as being on par with all the stories out there saying that Obama is the anti-christ - and you've never once seen me say Obama is the anti-christ. No, who it was about is beside the point. It seemed as though Cats thought it had merit, and I'm not very confident of Cats' judgment, so I called it what it was. |
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| John D'Oh | Feb 22 2017, 07:00 PM Post #10 |
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I hate to break it to you, but the initial post is a Harry Potter related joke, not an actual conspiracy theory. |
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| Larry | Feb 22 2017, 07:01 PM Post #11 |
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Mmmmmmm, pie!
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Well I don't watch cartoons, so.... |
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| John D'Oh | Feb 22 2017, 07:07 PM Post #12 |
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| What do you mean "we", have you got a mouse in your pocket? | |
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