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Trump’s Horcruxes Accidentally Tweeted
Topic Started: Feb 22 2017, 11:32 AM (212 Views)
Catseye3
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https://newromantimes.com/sean-spicer-accidently-tweets-7-trumps-horcruxes/

Witches and wizards all over the globe have been furiously re-tweeting an accidentally published series of tweets from White House Press Secretary Sean Spicer, who is notorious for tweeting his own internet passwords. Spicer inadvertently released a list of items that many rebellious magic practitioners are speculating may be catalog of Horcruxes that could bring He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Elected down from his seat of power.

For our muggle readers, a Horcrux is an ordinary object into which, through the dark arts, a wizard or witch places a bit of his/her soul to achieve immortality. It is rumored among scholars that only a heinous act, such as murder or tax evasion can produce a Horcrux.

The tweet has been removed from twitter, but some intrepid Aurors in the Ministry of Magic and a group of rebel student practitioners known only as “D.A.” captured the tweet via a rudimentary spell intended to preserve all items visible on your laptop or desktop computer screen (‘Screen-Capturio’). The list is included below, but we caution you to read at your own risk:

• First wife Ivana’s signed divorce papers.
• His 24-karat-gold custom motorcycle.
• A vacuum-packed Trump Steak from 2007.
• A lock of He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Elected’s fine, almost-human hair.
• Prized pinky ring from former lawyer and mentor Roy Cohn.
• A Pair of Ivanka Trump strappy sandals, rescued from Nordstrom’s discontinued lot
• Son Barron Trump.

"I shall now begin to speak of purple, which exceeds all the colors that have so far been mentioned both in costliness and in the superiority of its delightful effect." -- Vitruvius, De architectura, 1st century BC.
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Larry
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Mmmmmmm, pie!
THIS is one of the stupidest things I've seen in a while, but a prime example of the mental state of the anti-trump nutjobs.
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Nobody's Sock
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so do we have to destroy each horcrux to truly be rid of him?

I suggest we make teams.
"Somewhere, something incredible is waiting to be known."
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Feb 22 2017, 01:56 PM
so do we have to destroy each horcrux to truly be rid of him?

I suggest we make teams.

Piece o' cake. :)
"I shall now begin to speak of purple, which exceeds all the colors that have so far been mentioned both in costliness and in the superiority of its delightful effect." -- Vitruvius, De architectura, 1st century BC.
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Riley
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HOLY CARP!!!
Larry
Feb 22 2017, 01:24 PM
THIS is one of the stupidest things I've seen in a while, but a prime example of the mental state of the anti-trump nutjobs.
You would have absolutely posted this if the joke was on Obama.
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Larry
Feb 22 2017, 01:24 PM
THIS is one of the stupidest things I've seen in a while, but a prime example of the mental state of the anti-trump nutjobs.
OK, take off the Turban. We know he's in there.

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What do you mean "we", have you got a mouse in your pocket?
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Renauda
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HOLY CARP!!!
Riley
Feb 22 2017, 02:51 PM
Larry
Feb 22 2017, 01:24 PM
THIS is one of the stupidest things I've seen in a while, but a prime example of the mental state of the anti-trump nutjobs.
You would have absolutely posted this if the joke was on Obama.
And compared Michelle Obama to a chimpanzee or some other jungle simian to close the post.
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Riley
Feb 22 2017, 02:51 PM
Larry
Feb 22 2017, 01:24 PM
THIS is one of the stupidest things I've seen in a while, but a prime example of the mental state of the anti-trump nutjobs.
You would have absolutely posted this if the joke was on Obama.
Riley, stop pointing out hypocrisy when it's dripping at our feet. It's embarrassing.
"Somewhere, something incredible is waiting to be known."
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Larry
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Mmmmmmm, pie!
A few facts for you fact challenged ones:

* Michelle Obama *does* look like a chimp.
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So does George Bush.
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As for whether or not I would have posted the same post if this stupid conspiracy theory had been about Barack Obama, I equate this piece of nonsense as being on par with all the stories out there saying that Obama is the anti-christ - and you've never once seen me say Obama is the anti-christ.

No, who it was about is beside the point. It seemed as though Cats thought it had merit, and I'm not very confident of Cats' judgment, so I called it what it was.

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John D'Oh
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Larry
Feb 22 2017, 06:00 PM
As for whether or not I would have posted the same post if this stupid conspiracy theory had been about Barack Obama, I equate this piece of nonsense as being on par with all the stories out there saying that Obama is the anti-christ - and you've never once seen me say Obama is the anti-christ.
I hate to break it to you, but the initial post is a Harry Potter related joke, not an actual conspiracy theory.
What do you mean "we", have you got a mouse in your pocket?
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Larry
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Mmmmmmm, pie!
Well I don't watch cartoons, so....
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What do you mean "we", have you got a mouse in your pocket?
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