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At the addiction center
Topic Started: Nov 4 2016, 01:32 PM (644 Views)
Catseye3
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Fulla-Carp
Horace
Sep 25 2017, 02:15 PM
He wouldn't have gotten to where he was if he wasn't a cunning little monkey. He knows the easiest waters to swim through. We've decided that addiction is a disease. Now he'll snuggle up against us all doe eyed in his convalescence from his affliction.

Yes. He is revolting.

He's liable to find the waters of imprisonment not such smooth sailing. There's a tradition in prisons; you don't do so good there if you're in for child molesting. I think his time is going to be very hard.
"I shall now begin to speak of purple, which exceeds all the colors that have so far been mentioned both in costliness and in the superiority of its delightful effect." -- Vitruvius, De architectura, 1st century BC.
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jon-nyc
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Cheers
This has been posted before but deserves a repeat.

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In my defense, I was left unsupervised.
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Aqua Letifer
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ZOOOOOM!
Horace
Sep 25 2017, 02:15 PM
He wouldn't have gotten to where he was if he wasn't a cunning little monkey. He knows the easiest waters to swim through.
Bit of a mixed metaphor there, duder.

Also, I'll use an Obama hat-tip just because it's funny and some people wouldn't like it:

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I cite irreconcilable differences.
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Horace
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HOLY CARP!!!
Aqua Letifer
Sep 26 2017, 01:21 PM
Horace
Sep 25 2017, 02:15 PM
He wouldn't have gotten to where he was if he wasn't a cunning little monkey. He knows the easiest waters to swim through.
Bit of a mixed metaphor there, duder.

Also, I'll use an Obama hat-tip just because it's funny and some people wouldn't like it:

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Just a couple sentences later you should have noticed something about him being "doe eyed". That's three metaphors in four sentences.

A MONKEY AND A FISH AND A BABY DEER? I DEMAND 1X RE-INSULT
As a good person, I implore you to do as I, a good person, do. Be good. Do NOT be bad. If you see bad, end bad. End it in yourself, and end it in others. By any means necessary, the good must conquer the bad. Good people know this. Do you know this? Are you good?
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brenda
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..............
Horace
Sep 26 2017, 07:15 PM
Aqua Letifer
Sep 26 2017, 01:21 PM
Horace
Sep 25 2017, 02:15 PM
He wouldn't have gotten to where he was if he wasn't a cunning little monkey. He knows the easiest waters to swim through.
Bit of a mixed metaphor there, duder.

Also, I'll use an Obama hat-tip just because it's funny and some people wouldn't like it:

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Just a couple sentences later you should have noticed something about him being "doe eyed". That's three metaphors in four sentences.

A MONKEY AND A FISH AND A BABY DEER? I DEMAND 1X RE-INSULT
:lol2: :lol2: :lol2:
“Weeds are flowers, too, once you get to know them.”
~A.A. Milne
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Mikhailoh
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If you want trouble, find yourself a redhead
Puppybabymonkey.
Once in his life, every man is entitled to fall madly in love with a gorgeous redhead - Lucille Ball
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