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So tomorrow is Halloween....
Topic Started: Oct 30 2016, 06:36 PM (560 Views)
Larry
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That one day of the year when, after telling your kids all year long to never take candy from a stranger..... we dress them up in little costumes and send them out to beg for candy from strangers....

I've always found it interesting that Jehovah's Witnesses don't celebrate Halloween... I guess they don't appreciate random people coming up to their doors..... at night all the hoot owls in the woods cry "Whoo... whoo....." except in Poland, where they cry "What.... what...."

I guess it's as good a reason as any though for girls to dress up like sluts...

Did you hear about the pollock and the injun that had a baby on halloween? They named her Polkahauntus...

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A bald man with a wooden leg gets invited to a Halloween party. He decides that he would like to wear a costume that conceals his slightly odd appearance, but can't think of any costumes that would look good and do the job. Out of ideas, he writes a note to a costume company explaining his issue. A few days later a package arrives with a note:

Dear Sir,
Please find enclosed a pirate's outfit. The spotted handkerchief will cover your bald head and, with your wooden leg, you will be just right as a pirate.
Very truly yours,
Acme Costume Co.

The man thinks this is a terrible idea because they have emphasized his wooden leg, so he writes a letter of complaint. A week goes by and he receives another parcel and a note, which says:


Dear Sir,
Please find enclosed a monk's costume. The long robe will cover your wooden leg and, with your bald head, you will really look the part.
Very truly yours,
Acme Costume Co.


Now the man is really upset since they have gone from emphasizing his wooden leg to emphasizing his bald head. So again he writes the company another nasty letter of complaint.

The next day he gets a small parcel and a note, which reads:

Dear Sir,
Please find enclosed a bottle of molasses and a bag of crushed nuts. Pour the molasses over your bald head, pat on crushed nuts, stick your wooden leg up your ass and go as a caramel apple.
Very truly yours,
Acme Costume Co.
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I got yer Indian costume right here:

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Steve Miller
Oct 30 2016, 07:06 PM
Halloween? Seriously?
Steve, did you not know that tomorrow is Halloween?
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Oct 30 2016, 07:15 PM
tomorrow is Halloween?
Indians!

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I got yer Indian costume right here:


I found out what that dot on her head is for... when you marry her, you peel it off to see if you won a 7-11 or a motel...
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I wouldn't mind peeling her dot...
A guide to GKSR: Click

"Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... "
- Mik, 6/14/08


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- Klaus, 4/29/18
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This one is more a-peel-ing..... hehe

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Oct 30 2016, 07:15 PM
Steve Miller
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Halloween? Seriously?
Steve, did you not know that tomorrow is Halloween?
What's not to like about Halloween? The kids gets to dress up and you get to chat with the neighbors.

I find your shift to soft porn disturbing.
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"Shift to soft porn"?????

What planet are you on?


And what gave you the idea I thought something was "wrong" with it, anyway?

Geez..... I worry about you sometimes.
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Oct 30 2016, 07:30 PM
"Shift to soft porn"?????

What planet are you on?


And what gave you the idea I thought something was "wrong" with it, anyway?

Geez..... I worry about you sometimes.
I ask what's wrong with Halloween and you shift to pictures of half naked women.

That's weird.
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Well you weren't the only person I was talking to, so to assume that your question had anything to do with what got posted after you posted is silly.
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Weird is right. I was hoping for buck naked women.
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hahahaha


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Bastard.
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Oct 30 2016, 07:46 PM
Well you weren't the only person I was talking to, so to assume that your question had anything to do with what got posted after you posted is silly.
Perhaps, but following on the advice you've provided on the advantages of child abuse and sexual mutilation, your whole presentation is mighty creepy.

Are you seeing anybody about this?
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Steve, you seriously need to buy some looser underwear.

It should have been obvious to you that this was a joke thread, based on tomorrow being Halloween. Nothing at all had been said about there being anything wrong with halloween, and everything I had posted up until you decided to nurse your little butt hurt grudge had been anything except light hearted humor.

But you obviously have your panties in a wad because I think a man should raise his son to be a man and not a sissy. I have no idea why you have a problem with that, but that's just how it is. Maybe it's not me that needs to "see" someone about their issues....
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Oct 30 2016, 07:58 PM
Steve, you seriously need to buy some looser underwear.

It should have been obvious to you that this was a joke thread, based on tomorrow being Halloween. Nothing at all had been said about there being anything wrong with halloween, and everything I had posted up until you decided to nurse your little butt hurt grudge had been anything except light hearted humor.

But you obviously have your panties in a wad because I think a man should raise his son to be a man and not a sissy. I have no idea why you have a problem with that, but that's just how it is. Maybe it's not me that needs to "see" someone about their issues....
Beating children with sticks and sexually mutilating them is not about the kids, Larry.

And it's not about me.
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Oct 30 2016, 07:53 PM
Bastard.
Ok, you're right... let me make it up to you....


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