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| Tweet Topic Started: Sep 22 2016, 01:07 PM (212 Views) | |
| Mikhailoh | Sep 22 2016, 01:07 PM Post #1 |
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If you want trouble, find yourself a redhead
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I'm gonna be a vagina masseuer! I don't know WHY no one ever thought of paying us for foreplay! |
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Once in his life, every man is entitled to fall madly in love with a gorgeous redhead - Lucille Ball | |
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| LWpianistin | Sep 22 2016, 02:39 PM Post #2 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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Heh |
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| Mikhailoh | Sep 22 2016, 02:42 PM Post #3 |
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If you want trouble, find yourself a redhead
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Hey, you'd get a lot more of it..... |
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Once in his life, every man is entitled to fall madly in love with a gorgeous redhead - Lucille Ball | |
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| LWpianistin | Sep 22 2016, 02:47 PM Post #4 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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I stopped reading after I saw "herbs" and "steam". I don't want either of those things near my snatch. |
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| Luke's Dad | Sep 22 2016, 02:47 PM Post #5 |
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Emperor Pengin
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Mik, the ones that you would like to massage don't need to hire somebod. |
| The problem with having an open mind is that people keep trying to put things in it. | |
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| Larry | Sep 22 2016, 04:09 PM Post #6 |
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Mmmmmmm, pie!
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She said snatch....
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Of the Pokatwat Tribe | |
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| Mikhailoh | Sep 22 2016, 04:36 PM Post #7 |
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If you want trouble, find yourself a redhead
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I actually applied, but they said some guy from Tennessee beat me to it. |
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Once in his life, every man is entitled to fall madly in love with a gorgeous redhead - Lucille Ball | |
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| Mark | Sep 22 2016, 04:43 PM Post #8 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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___.___ (_]===* o 0 When I see an adult on a bicycle, I do not despair for the future of the human race. H.G. Wells | |
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| LWpianistin | Sep 22 2016, 06:06 PM Post #9 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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I enjoy that word. It's fun. It's catchy, and just a great word. |
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| Larry | Sep 22 2016, 06:29 PM Post #10 |
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Mmmmmmm, pie!
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Isn't it? lol I like "snapper"....... |
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Of the Pokatwat Tribe | |
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| Larry | Sep 22 2016, 06:30 PM Post #11 |
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Mmmmmmm, pie!
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Now this massage claims to "relax vaginal tension".. I've been doing that for years.. for free..... and they aren't just relaxed, they're..... well...... you'll just have to use your imagination.... |
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Of the Pokatwat Tribe | |
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| LWpianistin | Sep 22 2016, 06:49 PM Post #12 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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That one's pretty good too. "Snatch" is still my favorite of lady-parts names. |
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| jon-nyc | Sep 23 2016, 01:09 AM Post #13 |
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Cheers
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A lot of girls feel that way. That's why I changed my name from 'Herb' to 'Jon'. |
| In my defense, I was left unsupervised. | |
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| LWpianistin | Sep 23 2016, 06:04 AM Post #14 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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| brenda | Sep 23 2016, 06:18 AM Post #15 |
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It's nice to have Herb ... er ... Jon ... back here again. Not that he was gone very long. |
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“Weeds are flowers, too, once you get to know them.” ~A.A. Milne | |
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| Mikhailoh | Sep 23 2016, 06:40 AM Post #16 |
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If you want trouble, find yourself a redhead
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Steamed right back in, he did. |
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Once in his life, every man is entitled to fall madly in love with a gorgeous redhead - Lucille Ball | |
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| brenda | Sep 23 2016, 07:06 AM Post #17 |
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I see you snatched that one for yourself, Mik. |
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“Weeds are flowers, too, once you get to know them.” ~A.A. Milne | |
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| Larry | Sep 23 2016, 08:10 AM Post #18 |
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Mmmmmmm, pie!
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You guys are making me hungry... |
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Of the Pokatwat Tribe | |
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