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Career change!
Topic Started: Sep 22 2016, 01:07 PM (212 Views)
Mikhailoh
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If you want trouble, find yourself a redhead
I'm gonna be a vagina masseuer!

I don't know WHY no one ever thought of paying us for foreplay!
Once in his life, every man is entitled to fall madly in love with a gorgeous redhead - Lucille Ball
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LWpianistin
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HOLY CARP!!!
Heh
And how are you today?
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Mikhailoh
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If you want trouble, find yourself a redhead
Hey, you'd get a lot more of it.....
Once in his life, every man is entitled to fall madly in love with a gorgeous redhead - Lucille Ball
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LWpianistin
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HOLY CARP!!!
I stopped reading after I saw "herbs" and "steam". I don't want either of those things near my snatch.
And how are you today?
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Luke's Dad
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Mikhailoh
Sep 22 2016, 01:07 PM
I'm gonna be a vagina masseuer!

I don't know WHY no one ever thought of paying us for foreplay!
Mik, the ones that you would like to massage don't need to hire somebod.
The problem with having an open mind is that people keep trying to put things in it.
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Larry
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Mmmmmmm, pie!
LWpianistin
Sep 22 2016, 02:47 PM
I stopped reading after I saw "herbs" and "steam". I don't want either of those things near my snatch.
She said snatch.... :D
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Mikhailoh
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If you want trouble, find yourself a redhead
I actually applied, but they said some guy from Tennessee beat me to it.
Once in his life, every man is entitled to fall madly in love with a gorgeous redhead - Lucille Ball
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Mark
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HOLY CARP!!!
Larry
Sep 22 2016, 04:09 PM
LWpianistin
Sep 22 2016, 02:47 PM
I stopped reading after I saw "herbs" and "steam". I don't want either of those things near my snatch.
She said snatch.... :D
:lol2:
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LWpianistin
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HOLY CARP!!!
Larry
Sep 22 2016, 04:09 PM
LWpianistin
Sep 22 2016, 02:47 PM
I stopped reading after I saw "herbs" and "steam". I don't want either of those things near my snatch.
She said snatch.... :D
I enjoy that word. It's fun. It's catchy, and just a great word.
And how are you today?
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Larry
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Mmmmmmm, pie!
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I enjoy that word. It's fun. It's catchy, and just a great word.


Isn't it? lol

I like "snapper".......
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Larry
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Mmmmmmm, pie!
Now this massage claims to "relax vaginal tension"..

I've been doing that for years..

for free.....

and they aren't just relaxed, they're..... well...... you'll just have to use your imagination....
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LWpianistin
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Larry
Sep 22 2016, 06:29 PM
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I enjoy that word. It's fun. It's catchy, and just a great word.


Isn't it? lol

I like "snapper".......
That one's pretty good too. "Snatch" is still my favorite of lady-parts names.
And how are you today?
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jon-nyc
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Cheers
LWpianistin
Sep 22 2016, 02:47 PM
I stopped reading after I saw "herbs" and "steam". I don't want either of those things near my snatch.
A lot of girls feel that way. That's why I changed my name from 'Herb' to 'Jon'.
In my defense, I was left unsupervised.
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LWpianistin
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jon-nyc
Sep 23 2016, 01:09 AM
LWpianistin
Sep 22 2016, 02:47 PM
I stopped reading after I saw "herbs" and "steam". I don't want either of those things near my snatch.
A lot of girls feel that way. That's why I changed my name from 'Herb' to 'Jon'.
:lol2:
And how are you today?
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brenda
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..............
It's nice to have Herb ... er ... Jon ... back here again. Not that he was gone very long.
“Weeds are flowers, too, once you get to know them.”
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Mikhailoh
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If you want trouble, find yourself a redhead
Steamed right back in, he did.
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brenda
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..............
Mikhailoh
Sep 23 2016, 06:40 AM
Steamed right back in, he did.
I see you snatched that one for yourself, Mik.
“Weeds are flowers, too, once you get to know them.”
~A.A. Milne
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Larry
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Mmmmmmm, pie!
You guys are making me hungry...
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