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| Precious little voter needs to feel inspired by candidate | |
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| Tweet Topic Started: Sep 19 2016, 04:59 PM (109 Views) | |
| jon-nyc | Sep 19 2016, 04:59 PM Post #1 |
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![]() CLEVELAND—Noting how important it is for him to find a campaign that stirs genuine optimism and enthusiasm in its supporters, sources confirmed Tuesday that precious little voter Adam Higgins needs to feel inspired by a candidate. “To be perfectly honest, I just can’t bring myself to vote for someone I’m not excited about,” said the delicate little flower, who simply has to experience an authentic and personal connection to a candidate and believe in his wittle-bitty heart that the candidate’s message will legitimately move the country forward in meaningful and significant ways. “Policies and experience are certainly important, but a candidate has to have a vision I truly believe in. I’m only going to cast a ballot for someone who actually provides real hope for the future of this country [because I need to feel all snuggly-wuggly and special].” Sources further confirmed the fragile, dainty buttercup feels he absolutely must vote for someone who is trustworthy and competent. http://www.theonion.com/article/precious-little-voter-needs-feel-inspired-candidat-52566 |
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| brenda | Sep 19 2016, 05:03 PM Post #2 |
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