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Topic Started: Aug 11 2016, 08:06 PM (36,412 Views)
Larry
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Mmmmmmm, pie!
Tonight all I had for dinner was a salad.






Ok... it was mostly croutons and tomatoes.



Really just one big, round crouton covered with tomato sauce.






And cheese.........

Ok, FINE - it was a pizza!!

I ate a pizza!!!
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I loved Liberace.....
It's easy, with Tweezie!!

Ok, I confess - I'm gray.
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Yes, he was a fine pianist.
Never play poker with a man named Ace.
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He played piano???
It's easy, with Tweezie!!

Ok, I confess - I'm gray.
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I wuz down at the Shoneys for lunch today, having that all you can eat food and salad buffet.. and right in the middle of my third plate this big fat woman sittin' about four booths down frum me stood up and was choking so bad she was turning BLUE!

I read about this little trick somewhere that's supposed to stop someone frum choking.. so I ran over to her, flipped her upside down, pulled down her drawers and spread them cheeks and ran my tongue up her crack.. and believe it or not, she shot a chunk of baked tater about ten feet!

That Hind Lick maneuver really works!
Dain bramage caused my peach imspediment.
Tooth? Tooth? You can't handle the tooth!
Remember: He who laughs last, thinks slowest.....
DON'T BEND OVER IN THE GARDEN, MARGARET - THEM TATER'S GOT EYES!
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HOLY CARP!!!
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And how are you today?
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George K
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A guide to GKSR: Click

"Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... "
- Mik, 6/14/08


Nothing is as effective as homeopathy.

I'd rather listen to an hour of Abba than an hour of The Beatles.
- Klaus, 4/29/18
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Larry
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hahahaha
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So....

Hillary trips on some steps and gets a bruise, a black eye, and a blood clot. Which one is permanent?





















Ugly.
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Larry
Aug 12 2016, 07:07 PM
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"Wanna come to my place and see my etchings?"
A guide to GKSR: Click

"Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... "
- Mik, 6/14/08


Nothing is as effective as homeopathy.

I'd rather listen to an hour of Abba than an hour of The Beatles.
- Klaus, 4/29/18
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Larry
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Mmmmmmm, pie!
It was so hot today I had to go visit my exwife so I could get a cold shoulder and an icy stare.....
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Larry
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Most people don't realize that chickpeas only get $0.79 for every $1 a manpea makes....
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Larry
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I've been practicing for the last year or so to be a magician.

But my wife accidentally revealed all my tricks..


and now I'm disillusioned.....
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BTW - Hi Larry :wave:
Hilary aka LadyElton
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Larry
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Hi sweet cheeks. Wanna party? :D
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Hilary aka LadyElton
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So..... a pirate walks into a bar with a paper towel on his head.

The bartender says "What's that?"

The pirate says..... "Arrrrrrrrrr... thar be a bounty on me head!"
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I was standing in line at my bank today. An Asian lady in front of me was trying to exchange yen for dollars. It was obvious she was a little irritated...

She asked the teller, "Why it change? Yesterday, I get two hunat dolla fo yen. Today I only get hunat eighty? Why it change?"

The teller shrugged his shoulders and said, "Fluctuations."

The Asian lady says, "Fluc you white people too!"
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Larry
Aug 16 2016, 06:18 PM
So..... a pirate walks into a bar with a paper towel on his head.

The bartender says "What's that?"

The pirate says..... "Arrrrrrrrrr... thar be a bounty on me head!"
:lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2:
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Larry
Aug 16 2016, 06:18 PM
So..... a pirate walks into a bar with a paper towel on his head.

The bartender says "What's that?"

The pirate says..... "Arrrrrrrrrr... thar be a bounty on me head!"
Sent that one to daughter. :)
“Weeds are flowers, too, once you get to know them.”
~A.A. Milne
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The reason I don't drink is because I'm allergic to alcohol.

Every time I drink some, I break out in handcuffs.....
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