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‘I just like pigs’
Topic Started: Jul 18 2016, 03:49 AM (164 Views)
George K
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Finally
Drunk and naked in a hog barn.

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Police arrested 64-year-old Larry Henry on June 26th after he was found drunk and naked inside a hog barn on the 100 block of Coffee Street in Millersville.

When officers approached him, Henry simply said, “I just like pigs.”

Henry admitted to police that he had been drinking a six-pack of “Hamm’s beer made by Miller Brewing Company,” according to an arrest affidavit.

He was charged with Criminal Trespass, Defiant Tresspas, Indecent Exposure, and Public Drunkenness and released on $25,000 unsecured bail.

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Catseye
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Criminal Trespass, Defiant Tresspas . . .


So what's this? Sticking your tongue out at the arresting officers and going, "Nah, nah, can't catch me"?
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brenda
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He's consistent. He drinks Hamms.
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HOLY CARP!!!
brenda
Jul 18 2016, 06:26 AM
He's consistent. He drinks Hamms.
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Mikhailoh
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brenda
Jul 18 2016, 06:26 AM
He's consistent. He drinks Hamms.
POTD :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2:
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George K
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brenda
Jul 18 2016, 06:26 AM
He's consistent. He drinks Hamms.
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