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| Revenge Is So Sweet. | |
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| Tweet Topic Started: Feb 5 2016, 11:37 AM (186 Views) | |
| Catseye | Feb 5 2016, 11:37 AM Post #1 |
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Pisa-Carp
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| "How awful a knowledge of the truth can be." -- Sophocles, Oedipus Rex | |
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| jon-nyc | Feb 5 2016, 12:24 PM Post #2 |
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Cheers
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How could a bank make a payment smaller than a penny? |
| In my defense, I was left unsupervised. | |
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| Copper | Feb 5 2016, 12:42 PM Post #3 |
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Shortstop
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The Confederate soldier was peculiar in that he was ever ready to fight, but never ready to submit to the routine duty and discipline of the camp or the march. The soldiers were determined to be soldiers after their own notions, and do their duty, for the love of it, as they thought best. Carlton McCarthy | |
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| Catseye | Feb 5 2016, 12:59 PM Post #4 |
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Pisa-Carp
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Well, that -- -- or when his check is bundled with the rest, the bank upon posting the total would just round up or down. It can also be that the check writer was so bent on his payback that he didn't think of that issue. As a Verizon customer, I got a kick out of someone causing some inconvenience to them for a change, even if only a little bitty bit. |
| "How awful a knowledge of the truth can be." -- Sophocles, Oedipus Rex | |
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| Aqua Letifer | Feb 5 2016, 01:09 PM Post #5 |
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ZOOOOOM!
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That guy's an amateur. When I set up our Verizon account for my roommate and I, we got our wires crossed about when the first payment would be due. I was a week late when I called—they didn't contact me about the late payment—and so they told me they wouldn't take a credit card payment over the phone. I had to pay by check in the mail. I didn't pay by check in the mail. I waited in line for 45 minutes every month and paid my bill in person, in cash. With ones. Whap! I'd slap down the 113 or so singles and let those assholes count it up. It was especially great when they asked me for my credit card. Then it was my turn to be creative. "A what now? ... A, what now? ... Now, what is this again?" "Here you go!" (Handing them over a used up Starbucks card or some such.) Etc. |
| I cite irreconcilable differences. | |
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| Mikhailoh | Feb 5 2016, 02:12 PM Post #6 |
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If you want trouble, find yourself a redhead
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God I love you. H&F way of course. |
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Once in his life, every man is entitled to fall madly in love with a gorgeous redhead - Lucille Ball | |
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| Aqua Letifer | Feb 5 2016, 02:14 PM Post #7 |
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ZOOOOOM!
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It's important to cultivate hobbies. |
| I cite irreconcilable differences. | |
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| Luke's Dad | Feb 5 2016, 02:30 PM Post #8 |
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Emperor Pengin
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Revenge? The check's filled out incorrectly and is void. Now he's going to deal with a late fee. I hope he feels the it was worth it. |
| The problem with having an open mind is that people keep trying to put things in it. | |
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| Catseye | Feb 5 2016, 09:11 PM Post #9 |
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Pisa-Carp
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Why, sure! Revenge is sometimes about more than late fees -- although I didn't get that the payment was late. He probably got a week's worth of giggles out of that. |
| "How awful a knowledge of the truth can be." -- Sophocles, Oedipus Rex | |
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| bachophile | Feb 5 2016, 09:43 PM Post #10 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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math fail e to the i pi = -1 infinite sum from n=1 of 1/(2^n) = 1 So its a cheque for $0.002 ... Im sure he meant $0.02 though - as in his 2 cents |
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-- or when his check is bundled with the rest, the bank upon posting the total would just round up or down.

8:52 AM Jul 13