The economy is sooooo bad...

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The economy is sooooo bad...
Tweet Topic Started: Feb 4 2016, 08:27 AM (149 Views)
big al	Feb 4 2016, 08:27 AM Post #1
Bull-Carp Posts: 9,879 Group: Members Member #38 Joined: April 19, 2005	1. I got a pre-declined credit card in the mail. 2. I ordered a burger at McDonald's and the kid behind the counter asked, "Can you afford fries with that?" 3. CEO's are now playing miniature golf. 4. If the bank returns your check marked "Insufficient Funds," you call them and ask if they meant you or them. 5. Hot Wheels and Matchbox stocks are trading higher than GM. 6. McDonald's is selling the 1/4 ouncer. 7. Parents in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and learned their children's names. 8. A truckload of Americans was caught sneaking into Mexico . 9. Dick Cheney took his stockbroker hunting. 10. Motel Six won't leave the light on anymore. 11. The Mafia is laying off judges. 12. Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen. Big Al
	Location: Western PA "jesu, der simcha fun der man's farlangen." -bachophile


Red Rice	Feb 4 2016, 08:32 AM Post #2
HOLY CARP!!! Posts: 10,491 Group: Members Member #447 Joined: April 12, 2007
	Civilisation, I vaguely realized then - and subsequent observation has confirmed the view - could not progress that way. It must have a greater guiding principle to survive. To treat it as a carcase off which each man tears as much as he can for himself, is to stand convicted a brute, fit for nothing better than a jungle existence, which is a death-struggle, leading nowhither. I did not believe that was the human destiny, for Man individually was sane and reasonable, only collectively a fool. I hope the gunner of that Hun two-seater shot him clean, bullet to heart, and that his plane, on fire, fell like a meteor through the sky he loved. Since he had to end, I hope he ended so. But, oh, the waste! The loss! - Cecil Lewis


jon-nyc	Feb 4 2016, 11:46 AM Post #3
Cheers Posts: 54,428 Group: Moderators Member #119 Joined: April 22, 2005	lol
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Improviso	Feb 4 2016, 12:03 PM Post #4
HOLY CARP!!! Posts: 10,401 Group: Members Member #12 Joined: April 18, 2005	Tough times.
	Identifying narcissists isn't difficult. Just look for the person who is constantly fishing for compliments and admiration while breaking down over even the slightest bit of criticism. We have the freedom to choose our actions, but we do not get to choose our consequences.


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