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Andy is a man of a pig
Topic Started: Jan 12 2016, 09:10 AM (135 Views)
Mikhailoh
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If you want trouble, find yourself a redhead
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I mean jeez, at what gas costs over there.
Once in his life, every man is entitled to fall madly in love with a gorgeous redhead - Lucille Ball
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TomK
HOLY CARP!!!
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Larry
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Mmmmmmm, pie!
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Of the Pokatwat Tribe

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John D'Oh
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MAMIL
England isn't an Island.

F*ckers can't even spell humour, never mind execute it effectively.
What do you mean "we", have you got a mouse in your pocket?
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Mikhailoh
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If you want trouble, find yourself a redhead
I am reminded of a favorite joke.

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traveling salesman trying to make a buck was driving through the plains of Nebraska when he decided to stop at a farmhouse coming up on his left.

As he was walking up the driveway toward the front door of the house, a pig with two legs caught his eye. It was just hobbling through the grass.

When the farmer answered the door and asked what he was selling, the salesman first asked about the two legged pig.

"That pig is the most amazing pig in the land, son." The farmer said.

"Last year, our house caught fire when we were all asleep and that pig ran in and woke us all up one by one and saved our lives!"

The salesman was surprised. "That is one special pig" He said.

The Farmer replied, "That's not all. Last summer, that pig jumped into the pond and dragged my drowning son to safety. He would have died."

The salesman was in disbelief as to how incredible this pig was. "One question. Why does he have 2 legs, is it from the fire?" He asked

"No son, ya see, a pig like that you just don't eat all at one time."
Once in his life, every man is entitled to fall madly in love with a gorgeous redhead - Lucille Ball
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Improviso
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HOLY CARP!!!
John D'Oh
Jan 12 2016, 09:30 AM
F*ckers can't even spell humour
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"You got a purty mouth"
Identifying narcissists isn't difficult. Just look for the person who is constantly fishing for compliments
and admiration while breaking down over even the slightest bit of criticism.

We have the freedom to choose our actions, but we do not get to choose our consequences.
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