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| How to read your losing Powerball ticket | |
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| Tweet Topic Started: Jan 12 2016, 03:35 AM (207 Views) | |
| Improviso | Jan 12 2016, 03:35 AM Post #1 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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Identifying narcissists isn't difficult. Just look for the person who is constantly fishing for compliments and admiration while breaking down over even the slightest bit of criticism. We have the freedom to choose our actions, but we do not get to choose our consequences. | |
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| Mikhailoh | Jan 12 2016, 04:51 AM Post #2 |
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If you want trouble, find yourself a redhead
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Once in his life, every man is entitled to fall madly in love with a gorgeous redhead - Lucille Ball | |
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| Mikhailoh | Jan 12 2016, 04:52 AM Post #3 |
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If you want trouble, find yourself a redhead
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You know I thought a lot about this. I think winning would ruin my life. Everything would change. Everything. |
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Once in his life, every man is entitled to fall madly in love with a gorgeous redhead - Lucille Ball | |
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| jon-nyc | Jan 12 2016, 04:54 AM Post #4 |
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Cheers
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Funny. We had this same image posted here a few years ago. |
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| Klaus | Jan 12 2016, 05:01 AM Post #5 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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Why don't they split the jackpot into smaller chunks? A billion dollar will make you only slightly happier than 10 million dollars. But 10 million dollars will make you much happier than (close to) 0 dollar. |
| Trifonov Fleisher Klaus Sokolov Zimmerman | |
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| jon-nyc | Jan 12 2016, 05:08 AM Post #6 |
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Cheers
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It's not about making people happy, it's about making the state happy. And large jackpots make the state happy. |
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| Catseye | Jan 12 2016, 05:09 AM Post #7 |
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Pisa-Carp
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Reminds me of that prayer that made the rounds a few years ago: "Dear Lord, Please give me the opportunity to prove that winning the lottery won't ruin me." I've never thought (seriously) about winning. For one thing, I don't buy tickets. The best definition of a lottery ticket I ever came across is: A savings account for morons. |
| "How awful a knowledge of the truth can be." -- Sophocles, Oedipus Rex | |
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| jon-nyc | Jan 12 2016, 05:11 AM Post #8 |
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Cheers
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I used to call it a tax on people bad at math. Then my buddy won $44MM in the Virginia lottery so I had to stfu.
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| brenda | Jan 12 2016, 05:15 AM Post #9 |
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Your buddy is probably wise enough to handle the situation. |
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“Weeds are flowers, too, once you get to know them.” ~A.A. Milne | |
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| brenda | Jan 12 2016, 05:16 AM Post #10 |
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Oh, you'd be able to handle it. Really, I think you would. |
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“Weeds are flowers, too, once you get to know them.” ~A.A. Milne | |
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| Copper | Jan 12 2016, 07:38 AM Post #11 |
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Shortstop
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It would make you stupid. You keep enough to take care of the family and give the rest away. It's one thing to make yourself stupid, but if you did it to your children that would make you crazy. |
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The Confederate soldier was peculiar in that he was ever ready to fight, but never ready to submit to the routine duty and discipline of the camp or the march. The soldiers were determined to be soldiers after their own notions, and do their duty, for the love of it, as they thought best. Carlton McCarthy | |
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| Improviso | Jan 12 2016, 07:52 AM Post #12 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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Ha... Couldn't find it, could ya! Or you would have pwned me... I just know it.
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Identifying narcissists isn't difficult. Just look for the person who is constantly fishing for compliments and admiration while breaking down over even the slightest bit of criticism. We have the freedom to choose our actions, but we do not get to choose our consequences. | |
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| Riley | Jan 12 2016, 10:58 AM Post #13 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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LottoMax, Canadian equivalent to Powerball has a max prize of $50,000,000. If it gets above that the rest is split into smaller prizes of $1,000,000 each. So say it gets to 75mil, they do a draw for 50, then 25 draws for 1mil. |
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| Riley | Jan 12 2016, 11:01 AM Post #14 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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Correction: According to wiki, in July 2015 they increased the maximum prize to $60,000,000. |
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| Klaus | Jan 12 2016, 01:55 PM Post #15 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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Only 1 million? It doesn't surprise me anymore that Canada is often considered a socialist country
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