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| Mark | Jan 5 2016, 07:12 PM Post #26 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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Though you would appreciate that one.
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___.___ (_]===* o 0 When I see an adult on a bicycle, I do not despair for the future of the human race. H.G. Wells | |
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| Larry | Jan 5 2016, 08:50 PM Post #27 |
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Mmmmmmm, pie!
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Teacher: "Class, today we will be talking about the tenses. If I were to say 'I am beautiful', which tense would that be?" Student: "Obviously, that would be past tense...." |
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Of the Pokatwat Tribe | |
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| Catseye | Jan 5 2016, 11:10 PM Post #28 |
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Pisa-Carp
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Bubba saw Cletus walking down a street in their Arkansas town with a bag in his hand. "What's in the bag, Cletus?" "Chickens." "If I can guess how many chickens are in that bag, will you give me one?" "Bubba, if you can guess how many chickens I have in this bag, I will give you both of them." "Five." |
| "How awful a knowledge of the truth can be." -- Sophocles, Oedipus Rex | |
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| Catseye | Jan 5 2016, 11:20 PM Post #29 |
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Pisa-Carp
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Lena says to Ole, "I dunno, I just ain't satisfied. We oughta have relations more often." Ole says, "More often? Dey come for two days at Christmas, and we can't stand 'em den!" |
| "How awful a knowledge of the truth can be." -- Sophocles, Oedipus Rex | |
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| Catseye | Jan 5 2016, 11:41 PM Post #30 |
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Pisa-Carp
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During the Greek-Trojan war, casualties began to mount. A Trojan warrior-medic brought a casualty inside and asked, "Is there a doctor in the horse?" |
| "How awful a knowledge of the truth can be." -- Sophocles, Oedipus Rex | |
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| jon-nyc | Jan 10 2016, 06:21 AM Post #31 |
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Cheers
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I was addicted to the hokey-pokey but I turned myself around. |
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| George K | Jan 10 2016, 06:25 AM Post #32 |
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Finally
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Ole went to the neighborhood dance. And he won the big door prize. It was a toilet brush and he took it home. And the next week one of the guys. Said, “Ole’s, how’s that toilet brush? The one you got from the neighbors?” And Ole said, “Oh, it works pretty good. But I think I’d rather use paper.” |
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A guide to GKSR: Click "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08 Nothing is as effective as homeopathy. I'd rather listen to an hour of Abba than an hour of The Beatles. - Klaus, 4/29/18 | |
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