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If you're going to watch pr0n in class, plug in the headphones.
Topic Started: Aug 12 2015, 02:39 PM (261 Views)
George K
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ou6l8pESrOY

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"Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... "
- Mik, 6/14/08


Nothing is as effective as homeopathy.

I'd rather listen to an hour of Abba than an hour of The Beatles.
- Klaus, 4/29/18
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Catlady
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His parents must be SO, so proud.
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George K
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They say it was a prank. Still, funny.

When I was in college, our calculus class was interrupted by a plumber doing work on the sink in the lecture hall. Everyone, including the prof, was a bit annoyed, especially when he started hammering on the sink.

Then, when the Prof asked the class "What's the 1st derivative of 2X^2?", the "plumber" correctly said, "4X."

The "plumber" was another math professor, and they staged the whole thing.
A guide to GKSR: Click

"Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... "
- Mik, 6/14/08


Nothing is as effective as homeopathy.

I'd rather listen to an hour of Abba than an hour of The Beatles.
- Klaus, 4/29/18
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jon-nyc
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Hilarious.
In my defense, I was left unsupervised.
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jon-nyc
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Though I'm surprised that isn't considered a microagression.
In my defense, I was left unsupervised.
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Piano*Dad
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They didn't understand micro aggressions in 1879.

Oops, I guess that was a micro aggression. :whome:


Somehow, I don't think you were referring to George's post... but I was. :lol2:
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Red Rice
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At my first place of employment after college, some buddies and I were surfing through some quite NSFW sites. Of course. We found a page that featured the strippers who boasted the best enhanced breasts. One very impressive young woman caused my co-worker Ari to moan: "I've never seen such huge t!ts!"

At that moment, the door to the office was flung open by our boss. He looked at all of us while we stared back at him in shock and dismay. Then he asked:

"Did somebody say huge t!ts?"
Civilisation, I vaguely realized then - and subsequent observation has confirmed the view - could not progress that way. It must have a greater guiding principle to survive. To treat it as a carcase off which each man tears as much as he can for himself, is to stand convicted a brute, fit for nothing better than a jungle existence, which is a death-struggle, leading nowhither. I did not believe that was the human destiny, for Man individually was sane and reasonable, only collectively a fool.

I hope the gunner of that Hun two-seater shot him clean, bullet to heart, and that his plane, on fire, fell like a meteor through the sky he loved. Since he had to end, I hope he ended so. But, oh, the waste! The loss!

- Cecil Lewis
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Mikhailoh
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And t that moment you knew that you didn't just have a job, but a CAREER!
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At that moment, the door to the office was flung open by our boss. He looked at all of us while we stared back at him in shock and dismay. Then he asked:

"Did somebody say huge t!ts?"


And at that moment you knew that you didn't just have a job, but a CAREER!




:spit: God, I love this place.
"How awful a knowledge of the truth can be." -- Sophocles, Oedipus Rex
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jon-nyc
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Piano*Dad
Aug 12 2015, 06:33 PM
Oops, I guess that was a micro aggression.
Maybe just a nano aggression.

Or a pico aggression.


The Planck Hostility.
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Mikhailoh
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Irrelevant. It either leads to a big can of whupass or not.
Once in his life, every man is entitled to fall madly in love with a gorgeous redhead - Lucille Ball
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