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As I age, I realize that:
Topic Started: Aug 5 2015, 12:32 PM (347 Views)
big al
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1. I talk to myself, because sometimes I need expert advice.

2. Sometimes I roll my eyes out loud.

3. I don't need anger management. I need people to stop pissing me off.

4. My people skills are just fine. It's my tolerance of idiots that needs work.

5. The biggest lie I tell myself is "I don't need to write that down, I'll remember it."

6. When I was a child I thought nap time was punishment. Now it's like a mini vacation.

7. The day the world runs out of wine is just too terrible to think about.

8. Even duct tape can't fix stupid, but it can muffle the sound!

9. Wouldn't it be great if we could put ourselves in the dryer for ten minutes; come out wrinkle-free and three sizes smaller.

10. If God wanted me to touch my toes, he would've put them on my knees.

11. When the kids text me "plz" which is shorter than please. I text back "no" which is shorter than "yes".

12. At my age "Getting lucky" means walking into a room and remembering what I came in there for.

Big Al
Location: Western PA

"jesu, der simcha fun der man's farlangen."
-bachophile
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Catseye
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5. The biggest lie I tell myself is "I don't need to write that down, I'll remember it."


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"How awful a knowledge of the truth can be." -- Sophocles, Oedipus Rex
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brenda
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LOLs galore there. :)
“Weeds are flowers, too, once you get to know them.”
~A.A. Milne
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markallen
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Wow Al,

You pretty much just summed up my entire life. :)
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JBryan
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I am the grey one
As I sit here reading this I am trying very hard to remember the name of the movie I watched last night.
"Any man who would make an X rated movie should be forced to take his daughter to see it". - John Wayne


There is a line we cross when we go from "I will believe it when I see it" to "I will see it when I believe it".


Henry II: I marvel at you after all these years. Still like a democratic drawbridge: going down for everybody.

Eleanor: At my age there's not much traffic anymore.

From The Lion in Winter.
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Axtremus
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HOLY CARP!!!
JBryan
Aug 6 2015, 02:38 AM
As I sit here reading this I am trying very hard to remember the name of the movie I watched last night.
If your watched it on TV, you're probably out of luck unless you remember which channel it was on and when you watched it.

If you watched it on a computer or tablet or smartphone, then chances are good that the software keeps a history of what you watched.

Now do you remember on which device or streaming service you watched that movie?
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JBryan
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Obviously, I watched on TV or I could easily determine the name as you suggest.

However, in the meantime I have remembered. It was The Thing.
"Any man who would make an X rated movie should be forced to take his daughter to see it". - John Wayne


There is a line we cross when we go from "I will believe it when I see it" to "I will see it when I believe it".


Henry II: I marvel at you after all these years. Still like a democratic drawbridge: going down for everybody.

Eleanor: At my age there's not much traffic anymore.

From The Lion in Winter.
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Riley
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HOLY CARP!!!
Axtremus
Aug 6 2015, 06:36 AM
JBryan
Aug 6 2015, 02:38 AM
As I sit here reading this I am trying very hard to remember the name of the movie I watched last night.
If your watched it on TV, you're probably out of luck unless you remember which channel it was on and when you watched it.

If you watched it on a computer or tablet or smartphone, then chances are good that the software keeps a history of what you watched.

Now do you remember on which device or streaming service you watched that movie?
You're too funny, Ax. :lol2:
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