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| Ten million dollar idea | |
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| Tweet Topic Started: Aug 2 2015, 05:21 PM (416 Views) | |
| jon-nyc | Aug 2 2015, 05:21 PM Post #1 |
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Cheers
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Smoke detector that shuts off when you yell "I'm just cooking ". |
| In my defense, I was left unsupervised. | |
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| Mikhailoh | Aug 2 2015, 05:22 PM Post #2 |
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If you want trouble, find yourself a redhead
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Saw that. I need one of those. |
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Once in his life, every man is entitled to fall madly in love with a gorgeous redhead - Lucille Ball | |
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| George K | Aug 2 2015, 05:23 PM Post #3 |
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Finally
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I'm in. |
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A guide to GKSR: Click "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08 Nothing is as effective as homeopathy. I'd rather listen to an hour of Abba than an hour of The Beatles. - Klaus, 4/29/18 | |
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| brenda | Aug 2 2015, 05:23 PM Post #4 |
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![]() So what were you cooking? |
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“Weeds are flowers, too, once you get to know them.” ~A.A. Milne | |
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| George K | Aug 2 2015, 05:24 PM Post #5 |
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Finally
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What's even worse is when the smoke detector goes off while you're searing a steak, and it scares the shit out of the dog. And I don't mean that figuratively.
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A guide to GKSR: Click "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08 Nothing is as effective as homeopathy. I'd rather listen to an hour of Abba than an hour of The Beatles. - Klaus, 4/29/18 | |
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| Mikhailoh | Aug 2 2015, 05:25 PM Post #6 |
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If you want trouble, find yourself a redhead
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Anything. Every time I sear a steak. |
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Once in his life, every man is entitled to fall madly in love with a gorgeous redhead - Lucille Ball | |
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| Mikhailoh | Aug 2 2015, 05:26 PM Post #7 |
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If you want trouble, find yourself a redhead
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I feel better about my situation now. Yer a mensch. |
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Once in his life, every man is entitled to fall madly in love with a gorgeous redhead - Lucille Ball | |
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| George K | Aug 2 2015, 05:28 PM Post #8 |
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Finally
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Yeah, you say that now. A few hours ago I was a drunk. You're as unfaithful as my first wife. |
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A guide to GKSR: Click "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08 Nothing is as effective as homeopathy. I'd rather listen to an hour of Abba than an hour of The Beatles. - Klaus, 4/29/18 | |
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| Mikhailoh | Aug 2 2015, 05:35 PM Post #9 |
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If you want trouble, find yourself a redhead
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You need to go back to full time. Retirement is making you mean. |
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Once in his life, every man is entitled to fall madly in love with a gorgeous redhead - Lucille Ball | |
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| Mikhailoh | Aug 2 2015, 05:35 PM Post #10 |
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If you want trouble, find yourself a redhead
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Or maybe it's the scotch talking.
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Once in his life, every man is entitled to fall madly in love with a gorgeous redhead - Lucille Ball | |
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| Horace | Aug 2 2015, 05:50 PM Post #11 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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The scotch talks through me. If you can't control it, don't drink it. That'll be my Come to God moment. When I realize that. |
| As a good person, I implore you to do as I, a good person, do. Be good. Do NOT be bad. If you see bad, end bad. End it in yourself, and end it in others. By any means necessary, the good must conquer the bad. Good people know this. Do you know this? Are you good? | |
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| Mikhailoh | Aug 2 2015, 05:59 PM Post #12 |
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If you want trouble, find yourself a redhead
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So you're like what, The Scotch Whisperer? Or alcoholically clairvoyant? You see drunk people? |
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Once in his life, every man is entitled to fall madly in love with a gorgeous redhead - Lucille Ball | |
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| George K | Aug 2 2015, 06:00 PM Post #13 |
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Finally
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A guide to GKSR: Click "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08 Nothing is as effective as homeopathy. I'd rather listen to an hour of Abba than an hour of The Beatles. - Klaus, 4/29/18 | |
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| Axtremus | Aug 2 2015, 07:20 PM Post #14 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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There was a time when, every morning, no matter groggy I was, I habitually reached up and took down the smoke detector on my way to the kitchen to prepare breakfast. It was like the most natural thing to do. |
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| Catseye | Aug 4 2015, 01:31 AM Post #15 |
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Pisa-Carp
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Which hopefully won't be for a long time to come.
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| "How awful a knowledge of the truth can be." -- Sophocles, Oedipus Rex | |
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| Mikhailoh | Aug 4 2015, 04:11 AM Post #16 |
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If you want trouble, find yourself a redhead
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I have had situations like that too. They are hilarious later. |
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Once in his life, every man is entitled to fall madly in love with a gorgeous redhead - Lucille Ball | |
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| jon-nyc | Aug 4 2015, 04:55 AM Post #17 |
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Cheers
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Oh my. You just left a personal detail on the web. You sure you don't want to delete that? |
| In my defense, I was left unsupervised. | |
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| brenda | Aug 4 2015, 08:22 AM Post #18 |
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“Weeds are flowers, too, once you get to know them.” ~A.A. Milne | |
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| Aqua Letifer | Aug 4 2015, 08:53 AM Post #19 |
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ZOOOOOM!
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Ax has a smoke detector! I'll be pilfering his bank accounts and granting myself power of attorney in no time. |
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| George K | Aug 5 2015, 06:44 AM Post #20 |
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Finally
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Not $10M, but here's another great idea: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=obtaoUr7Ql0 |
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A guide to GKSR: Click "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08 Nothing is as effective as homeopathy. I'd rather listen to an hour of Abba than an hour of The Beatles. - Klaus, 4/29/18 | |
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| Mikhailoh | Aug 5 2015, 06:49 AM Post #21 |
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If you want trouble, find yourself a redhead
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Not me. I'm gonna hack that detector and make it go off at random times of my choosing. Of course, it may already be doing my work for me.
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Once in his life, every man is entitled to fall madly in love with a gorgeous redhead - Lucille Ball | |
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| Klaus | Aug 5 2015, 06:49 AM Post #22 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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POTD!
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| Trifonov Fleisher Klaus Sokolov Zimmerman | |
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