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Ten million dollar idea
Topic Started: Aug 2 2015, 05:21 PM (416 Views)
jon-nyc
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Cheers
Smoke detector that shuts off when you yell "I'm just cooking ".
In my defense, I was left unsupervised.
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Mikhailoh
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If you want trouble, find yourself a redhead
Saw that. I need one of those.
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George K
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I'm in.
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brenda
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..............
:lol:

So what were you cooking?
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George K
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What's even worse is when the smoke detector goes off while you're searing a steak, and it scares the shit out of the dog.

And I don't mean that figuratively. :veryangry:
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"Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... "
- Mik, 6/14/08


Nothing is as effective as homeopathy.

I'd rather listen to an hour of Abba than an hour of The Beatles.
- Klaus, 4/29/18
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Mikhailoh
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If you want trouble, find yourself a redhead
Anything. Every time I sear a steak.
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Mikhailoh
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George K
Aug 2 2015, 05:24 PM
What's even worse is when the smoke detector goes off while you're searing a steak, and it scares the **** out of the dog.

And I don't mean that figuratively. :veryangry:
I feel better about my situation now.

Yer a mensch.
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George K
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Mikhailoh
Aug 2 2015, 05:26 PM
Yer a mensch.
Yeah, you say that now.

A few hours ago I was a drunk.

You're as unfaithful as my first wife.
A guide to GKSR: Click

"Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... "
- Mik, 6/14/08


Nothing is as effective as homeopathy.

I'd rather listen to an hour of Abba than an hour of The Beatles.
- Klaus, 4/29/18
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Mikhailoh
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If you want trouble, find yourself a redhead
You need to go back to full time. Retirement is making you mean.
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Mikhailoh
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If you want trouble, find yourself a redhead
Or maybe it's the scotch talking. :lol2:
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Horace
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HOLY CARP!!!
The scotch talks through me. If you can't control it, don't drink it. That'll be my Come to God moment. When I realize that.
As a good person, I implore you to do as I, a good person, do. Be good. Do NOT be bad. If you see bad, end bad. End it in yourself, and end it in others. By any means necessary, the good must conquer the bad. Good people know this. Do you know this? Are you good?
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Mikhailoh
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If you want trouble, find yourself a redhead
So you're like what, The Scotch Whisperer? Or alcoholically
clairvoyant? You see drunk people?
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George K
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Mikhailoh
Aug 2 2015, 05:59 PM
So you're like what, The Scotch Whisperer? Or alcoholically
clairvoyant? You see drunk people?
:lol2:
A guide to GKSR: Click

"Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... "
- Mik, 6/14/08


Nothing is as effective as homeopathy.

I'd rather listen to an hour of Abba than an hour of The Beatles.
- Klaus, 4/29/18
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Axtremus
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HOLY CARP!!!
There was a time when, every morning, no matter groggy I was, I habitually reached up and took down the smoke detector on my way to the kitchen to prepare breakfast. It was like the most natural thing to do.
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That'll be my Come to God moment. When I realize that.


Which hopefully won't be for a long time to come. :D
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Mikhailoh
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Axtremus
Aug 2 2015, 07:20 PM
There was a time when, every morning, no matter groggy I was, I habitually reached up and took down the smoke detector on my way to the kitchen to prepare breakfast. It was like the most natural thing to do.
I have had situations like that too. They are hilarious later.
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jon-nyc
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Axtremus
Aug 2 2015, 07:20 PM
There was a time when, every morning, no matter groggy I was, I habitually reached up and took down the smoke detector on my way to the kitchen to prepare breakfast. It was like the most natural thing to do.
Oh my. You just left a personal detail on the web. You sure you don't want to delete that?
In my defense, I was left unsupervised.
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brenda
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..............
jon-nyc
Aug 4 2015, 04:55 AM
Axtremus
Aug 2 2015, 07:20 PM
There was a time when, every morning, no matter groggy I was, I habitually reached up and took down the smoke detector on my way to the kitchen to prepare breakfast. It was like the most natural thing to do.
Oh my. You just left a personal detail on the web. You sure you don't want to delete that?
:lol2:
“Weeds are flowers, too, once you get to know them.”
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Aqua Letifer
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ZOOOOOM!
jon-nyc
Aug 4 2015, 04:55 AM
Axtremus
Aug 2 2015, 07:20 PM
There was a time when, every morning, no matter groggy I was, I habitually reached up and took down the smoke detector on my way to the kitchen to prepare breakfast. It was like the most natural thing to do.
Oh my. You just left a personal detail on the web. You sure you don't want to delete that?
Ax has a smoke detector!

I'll be pilfering his bank accounts and granting myself power of attorney in no time.
I cite irreconcilable differences.
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George K
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Not $10M, but here's another great idea:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=obtaoUr7Ql0

A guide to GKSR: Click

"Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... "
- Mik, 6/14/08


Nothing is as effective as homeopathy.

I'd rather listen to an hour of Abba than an hour of The Beatles.
- Klaus, 4/29/18
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Mikhailoh
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If you want trouble, find yourself a redhead
Aqua Letifer
Aug 4 2015, 08:53 AM
jon-nyc
Aug 4 2015, 04:55 AM
Axtremus
Aug 2 2015, 07:20 PM
There was a time when, every morning, no matter groggy I was, I habitually reached up and took down the smoke detector on my way to the kitchen to prepare breakfast. It was like the most natural thing to do.
Oh my. You just left a personal detail on the web. You sure you don't want to delete that?
Ax has a smoke detector!

I'll be pilfering his bank accounts and granting myself power of attorney in no time.
Not me. I'm gonna hack that detector and make it go off at random times of my choosing.

Of course, it may already be doing my work for me. :lol2:
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Klaus
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HOLY CARP!!!
jon-nyc
Aug 4 2015, 04:55 AM
Axtremus
Aug 2 2015, 07:20 PM
There was a time when, every morning, no matter groggy I was, I habitually reached up and took down the smoke detector on my way to the kitchen to prepare breakfast. It was like the most natural thing to do.
Oh my. You just left a personal detail on the web. You sure you don't want to delete that?
POTD! :lol2:
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