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| Mikhailoh | Jul 20 2015, 06:01 PM Post #1 |
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If you want trouble, find yourself a redhead
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Once in his life, every man is entitled to fall madly in love with a gorgeous redhead - Lucille Ball | |
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| George K | Jul 20 2015, 06:05 PM Post #2 |
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Finally
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Who is this 4th grader and what has he done with Mik? |
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A guide to GKSR: Click "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08 Nothing is as effective as homeopathy. I'd rather listen to an hour of Abba than an hour of The Beatles. - Klaus, 4/29/18 | |
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| Larry | Jul 20 2015, 07:18 PM Post #3 |
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Mmmmmmm, pie!
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Yes! I can't believe anyone here would post 4th grade humor..... |
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Of the Pokatwat Tribe | |
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| Mikhailoh | Jul 20 2015, 07:20 PM Post #4 |
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If you want trouble, find yourself a redhead
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Well....I AM in Tennessee..... |
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Once in his life, every man is entitled to fall madly in love with a gorgeous redhead - Lucille Ball | |
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| Larry | Jul 20 2015, 07:22 PM Post #5 |
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Mmmmmmm, pie!
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When I was a kid and I would misbehave or break the rules, my father would attach one end of a black wire to me and the other end to a large metal rod. I really hated being grounded......... |
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Of the Pokatwat Tribe | |
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| Larry | Jul 20 2015, 07:25 PM Post #6 |
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Mmmmmmm, pie!
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Ray, an old retired sailor, puts on his old uniform and heads for the docks once more, for old times sake. He engages a prostitute and takes her up to a room. He’s soon going at it as well as he can for a guy his age, but needing some reassurance, he asks, ‘How am I doing? ‘ The prostitute replies, ‘Well Ray, old sailor, you’re doing about three knots.’ ‘Three knots?’ he asks. ‘What’s that supposed to mean?’ She says, ‘You’re knot hard, you’re knot in, and you’re knot getting your money back.’ |
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Of the Pokatwat Tribe | |
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| Claude Ball | Jul 20 2015, 07:30 PM Post #7 |
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Middle Aged Carp
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I wuz in the grocery store the other day and they had cartons of almond milk!! How do they know the female almonds from the male almonds? |
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Dain bramage caused my peach imspediment. Tooth? Tooth? You can't handle the tooth! Remember: He who laughs last, thinks slowest..... DON'T BEND OVER IN THE GARDEN, MARGARET - THEM TATER'S GOT EYES! | |
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| Larry | Jul 20 2015, 07:34 PM Post #8 |
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Mmmmmmm, pie!
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Hmmmm....... the Bipolar.com website seems to be down.... wait.... it's up again.... |
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Of the Pokatwat Tribe | |
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| Larry | Jul 20 2015, 07:38 PM Post #9 |
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Mmmmmmm, pie!
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World's longest palindrome: Go hang a salami, I'm a lasagna hog |
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Of the Pokatwat Tribe | |
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