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Homicide
Topic Started: Jul 20 2015, 11:39 AM (79 Views)
brenda
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Two beat cops attend a house after reports of gunshots were reported by neighbors.

On arriving at the property they observed a male with severe gunshot wounds to the head.

They call in to Homicide to report their findings of an apparent murder.

Cop: Hello, Homicide?

Homicide: Yes.

Cop: This is Sgt John. We have an apparent homicide here. A woman has shot her husband for stepping on the floor she had just mopped.

Homicide: Have you arrested the woman?

Cop: No sir. The floor is still wet.
“Weeds are flowers, too, once you get to know them.”
~A.A. Milne
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sue
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HOLY CARP!!!
seems reasonable to me :biggrin:
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Catseye
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sue
Jul 20 2015, 11:56 AM
seems reasonable to me :biggrin:



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"How awful a knowledge of the truth can be." -- Sophocles, Oedipus Rex
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brenda
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I haz mah people. :smile:
“Weeds are flowers, too, once you get to know them.”
~A.A. Milne
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