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'I wish that cop had said that sh!t to me!'
Topic Started: Jun 1 2015, 11:36 AM (69 Views)
Mikhailoh
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If you want trouble, find yourself a redhead
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Once in his life, every man is entitled to fall madly in love with a gorgeous redhead - Lucille Ball
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Larry
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Mmmmmmm, pie!
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Of the Pokatwat Tribe

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Larry
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Mmmmmmm, pie!
A woman running late for work was driving just a tiny bit too fast when she went by the motorcycle cop hid behind a big billboard sign with a radar gun..

He pulled her over, and immediately started getting cocky with her.

"Where are you going?"

"To work."

"And just what kind of work do you do?"

"I'm an asshole stretcher."

"Hmm... how does that work?"

"Well, first you put one finger in and gently massage until there's room for two fingers, then you keep doing that, adding fingers, until you have both hands in, then you keep on massaging until you have a six foot asshole."

"What on earth would anyone do with a six foot asshole?"



"Give it a radar gun and set it behind a billboard on a motorcycle.."
Of the Pokatwat Tribe

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