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| Tweet Topic Started: May 25 2015, 08:34 PM (123 Views) | |
| Larry | May 25 2015, 08:34 PM Post #1 |
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Mmmmmmm, pie!
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Thanks to that whole "poop deck" misunderstanding....... |
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| Larry | May 25 2015, 08:35 PM Post #2 |
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Mmmmmmm, pie!
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My neighbor came over and accused me of stealing her underwear off her clothes line. I was so shocked by the accusation that I almost shit her panties.... |
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| Larry | May 25 2015, 08:37 PM Post #3 |
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Mmmmmmm, pie!
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I had the words "I love you" tattooed onto my penis. Now my wife is accusing me of putting words in her mouth... |
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| Larry | May 25 2015, 08:41 PM Post #4 |
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Mmmmmmm, pie!
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I've learned something new about women though.. When they stop crying and get really, really quiet... look out.. You're experiencing what scientists refer to as "the eye of the shitstorm"... |
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| Larry | May 25 2015, 08:45 PM Post #5 |
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Mmmmmmm, pie!
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When I got home this evening my wife met me at the door wearing nothing but a smile.. and said "Tie me up and you can do anything you want..." So I tied her to the sofa and went to the races with my cousin... |
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