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I'm not allowed on cruise ships any more
Topic Started: May 25 2015, 08:34 PM (123 Views)
Larry
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Mmmmmmm, pie!
Thanks to that whole "poop deck" misunderstanding.......
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Larry
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My neighbor came over and accused me of stealing her underwear off her clothes line.


I was so shocked by the accusation that I almost shit her panties....
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Larry
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Mmmmmmm, pie!
I had the words "I love you" tattooed onto my penis.

Now my wife is accusing me of putting words in her mouth...
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Larry
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I've learned something new about women though..

When they stop crying and get really, really quiet... look out..

You're experiencing what scientists refer to as "the eye of the shitstorm"...
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Larry
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When I got home this evening my wife met me at the door wearing nothing but a smile.. and said "Tie me up and you can do anything you want..."

So I tied her to the sofa and went to the races with my cousin...
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