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| Well, that was fun. An HOA horror.; it better damned well be over though. | |
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| Tweet Topic Started: May 20 2015, 09:51 PM (689 Views) | |
| Larry | May 21 2015, 09:29 AM Post #26 |
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Mmmmmmm, pie!
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I guess my yard is a field then....because I can hit 60 mph just coming up my driveway.... |
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Of the Pokatwat Tribe | |
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| Improviso | May 21 2015, 09:41 AM Post #27 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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Yea... but I've got some serious beer drinking to do while floating in the pool. Priorities, man, priorities. I just need a big enough yard to cut as a diversion, so I don't have to start attending meetings.
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Identifying narcissists isn't difficult. Just look for the person who is constantly fishing for compliments and admiration while breaking down over even the slightest bit of criticism. We have the freedom to choose our actions, but we do not get to choose our consequences. | |
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| Horace | May 21 2015, 08:40 PM Post #28 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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Most recent Kafkaesque bit: the woman who demanded the picture of my home which "proves" the infraction has been cleared, rejected my picture. Of the place where my grill was. She's now demanding a picture of the FRONT of my home, where somehow she has gotten it into her head, the alleged infraction occurred. So now I'm proving that something that didn't happen, continues not to happen, by providing a picture of a place where it couldn't possibly ever happen. (There is no room in front of my home to fit a trash receptacle. If there were, it would still be rather bizarre to keep it there, since the trash is picked up in back of the home.) |
| As a good person, I implore you to do as I, a good person, do. Be good. Do NOT be bad. If you see bad, end bad. End it in yourself, and end it in others. By any means necessary, the good must conquer the bad. Good people know this. Do you know this? Are you good? | |
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| brenda | May 21 2015, 11:12 PM Post #29 |
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Horace, what a pain in the neck this has been for you. Tell her she's the one who has to provide the pictures of the infraction that never happened. Don't they have to document their reasons for the fines? |
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“Weeds are flowers, too, once you get to know them.” ~A.A. Milne | |
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| Horace | May 21 2015, 11:58 PM Post #30 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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Thank you Brenda. I did tell her that. And wrote her that. She, in her professional incarnation, is not a thing you can communicate with. She is a thing of bureaucracy. And isn't it perfect that nobody can even spell that word without seeing the red line under it and then looking it up. This is not anything that anybody really gets. They have no documentation, or evidence, of my alleged crime. They still *legally* penalized me for it, for nearly 3 grand. If I'd had gotten hit by a bus before I noticed, they'd have extracted that from my estate. If I'd have written the check, they'd have cashed it. It is evil. These are ideas I tried to communicate to my fellow HOA members tonight. But ideas are a pinch of salt on a tongue. |
| As a good person, I implore you to do as I, a good person, do. Be good. Do NOT be bad. If you see bad, end bad. End it in yourself, and end it in others. By any means necessary, the good must conquer the bad. Good people know this. Do you know this? Are you good? | |
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| Horace | May 22 2015, 12:19 AM Post #31 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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Here's something I wrote tonight, for reference. Yeah, I'm quoting myself, from another website. God damn me. Please note that Selina wrote a lot of good stuff other than that thing I quoted. That's why I thanked her, and meant it.
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| As a good person, I implore you to do as I, a good person, do. Be good. Do NOT be bad. If you see bad, end bad. End it in yourself, and end it in others. By any means necessary, the good must conquer the bad. Good people know this. Do you know this? Are you good? | |
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| blondie | May 22 2015, 12:28 AM Post #32 |
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Bull-Carp
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Jezuz Horace. What a time sucking nightmare. I hope you can create hell for these people. And I agree with what you wrote in reference to elderly folk who can be targeted with this harassment. And yeah, I do view it as harassment because my gosh, this **** interferes with your rights to live peacefully within your own home and community. |
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| jon-nyc | May 22 2015, 12:48 AM Post #33 |
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Cheers
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If it didn't write off so many fines it could probably afford its own SWAT team. |
| In my defense, I was left unsupervised. | |
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| Jolly | May 22 2015, 03:24 AM Post #34 |
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Geaux Tigers!
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With the new military surplus policy, it probably can afford an armored humvee or a nice, light tank... |
| The main obstacle to a stable and just world order is the United States.- George Soros | |
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| Mikhailoh | May 22 2015, 03:38 AM Post #35 |
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If you want trouble, find yourself a redhead
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That's one hell of a tractor. |
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Once in his life, every man is entitled to fall madly in love with a gorgeous redhead - Lucille Ball | |
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| brenda | May 22 2015, 03:54 AM Post #36 |
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Horace, great message you sent to the the HOA bureaucrat. You are right about it being harassment at this point. Ignorance on her part is no justification for harassment. |
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“Weeds are flowers, too, once you get to know them.” ~A.A. Milne | |
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| brenda | May 22 2015, 03:56 AM Post #37 |
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He runs it on possum oil to get that level of performance. |
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“Weeds are flowers, too, once you get to know them.” ~A.A. Milne | |
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| Mikhailoh | May 22 2015, 04:03 AM Post #38 |
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If you want trouble, find yourself a redhead
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Yep. HOAs and their management firms get arrogant and have to be replaced from time to time. |
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Once in his life, every man is entitled to fall madly in love with a gorgeous redhead - Lucille Ball | |
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| Larry | May 22 2015, 04:10 AM Post #39 |
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Mmmmmmm, pie!
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hahahahahahahahaha |
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Of the Pokatwat Tribe | |
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| Larry | May 22 2015, 04:17 AM Post #40 |
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Mmmmmmm, pie!
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So what I want to know Horace, is has she dropped the fines, or do you need for me to come up there and possum stomp her ass for ya? |
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Of the Pokatwat Tribe | |
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| big al | May 22 2015, 06:55 AM Post #41 |
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Bull-Carp
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Maybe you should let it ride at this point. If she tries to enforce the fine through a court action, perhaps you can bring a suit against her and/or the HOA for malicious prosecution or abuse of process. However, if your HOA agreement includes arbitration, that tactic might not work. Big Al |
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Location: Western PA "jesu, der simcha fun der man's farlangen." -bachophile | |
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