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Hay Klaus
Topic Started: Mar 26 2015, 07:07 AM (226 Views)
jon-nyc
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Cheers
Heisenberg, Schrodinger and Ohm are in a car.

They get pulled over. Heisenberg is driving and the cop asks him "Do you know how fast you were going?" "No, but I know exactly where I am" Heisenberg replies.

The cop says "You were doing 55 in a 35." Heisenberg throws up his hands and shouts "Great! Now I'm lost!" The cop thinks this is suspicious and orders him to pop open the trunk. He checks it out and says "Do you know you have a dead cat back here?"

"We do now, asshole!" shouts Schrodinger.

The cop moves to arrest them. Ohm resists.
In my defense, I was left unsupervised.
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George K
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Finally
:lol2:

Best Geek Joke ever.
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brenda
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Love this! Will share with daughter.
“Weeds are flowers, too, once you get to know them.”
~A.A. Milne
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Mikhailoh
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If you want trouble, find yourself a redhead
I just sent that to my niece who is a geek.
Once in his life, every man is entitled to fall madly in love with a gorgeous redhead - Lucille Ball
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Catseye
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Catseye ------> one-quarter geek. :blink:

That is, I kind of got it a little bit, sort of like a poodle gazing at a dogfood factory. Her spidey is telling her it's a good thing, but that's about it.

"How awful a knowledge of the truth can be." -- Sophocles, Oedipus Rex
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Klaus
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HOLY CARP!!!
Good one! :lol2:
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Klaus
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HOLY CARP!!!
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