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Someone told me today that I didn't know Jack Schitt
Topic Started: Mar 21 2015, 05:27 PM (151 Views)
Larry
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Mmmmmmm, pie!
I informed him that I in fact DO know Jack Schitt. In fact, I know the whole family....

Jack Schitt is the only son of Awe Schitt. Awe Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, married O. Schitt, the owner of Needeep N. Schitt, Inc. They had one son, Jack. In turn, Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt.

The deeply religious couple produced six children: Holie Schitt, Giva Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Bull Schitt, and the twins Deep Schitt and Dip Schitt. Against her parents' objections, Deep Schitt married Dumb Schitt, a high school dropout.

After being married 15 years, Jack and Noe Schitt divorced. Noe Schitt later married Ted Sherlock, and because her kids were living with them, she wanted to keep her previous name. She was then known as Noe Schitt Sherlock.

Meanwhile, Dip Schitt married Loda Schitt, and they produced a son with a rather nervous disposition named Chicken Schitt.

Two of the other six children, Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt, were inseparable throughout childhood and subsequently married the Happens brothers in a dual ceremony. The wedding announcement in the newspaper announced the Schitt-Happens nuptials. The Schitt-Happens children were Dawg, Byrd, and Horse. Bull Schitt, the prodigal son, left home to tour the world. He recently returned from Italy with his new Italian bride, Pisa Schitt.


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AndyD
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LOL, you're quite the genealogist.
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MainerMikeBrown
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I have a Jack Schitt t-shirt in my closet that I haven't worn in years.
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George K
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Finally
MainerMikeBrown
Mar 22 2015, 03:34 PM
I have a Jack Schitt t-shirt in my closet that I haven't worn in years.
Time to haul it out!

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MainerMikeBrown
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I had actually forgotten that I had the shirt.
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