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"I was told there would be math"
Topic Started: Mar 21 2015, 06:10 AM (505 Views)
jon-nyc
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Cheers
Math problems? Call 1−800−[(10x)(3i)2]−[sin(xy)/2.362x]
In my defense, I was left unsupervised.
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Klaus
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HOLY CARP!!!
jon-nyc
Mar 23 2015, 07:19 AM
It worked for me, but I haven't read any set theory in 25 years.
Only arbitrary unions of open sets are open in topological spaces.

Here's a topology joke I like:

A topologist is someone who can't tell the difference between his ass and a hole in the ground, but who can tell the difference between his ass and _two_ holes in the ground.
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