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Fart football
Topic Started: Feb 24 2015, 06:30 PM (145 Views)
Mikhailoh
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If you want trouble, find yourself a redhead
An old married couple no sooner hit the pillows when the old man passes gas and says, 'Seven points.'

His wife rolls over and says, 'What in the world was that?' The old man replies, 'its fart football.'

A few minutes later his wife lets one go and says, 'Touchdown, tie score...'

After about five minutes the old man lets another one go and says, 'Aha. I'm ahead 14 to 7.'

Not to be outdone the wife rips out another one and says, 'Touchdown, tie score.'

Five seconds go by and she lets out a little squeaker and says, 'Field goal, I lead 17 to 14.' Now the pressure is on for the old man.

He refuses to get beaten by a woman, so he strains real hard. Since defeat is totally unacceptable, he gives it everything he's got, and accidentally poops in the bed.

The wife says, 'What the hell was that?'

The old man says, 'Half time, switch sides…”
Once in his life, every man is entitled to fall madly in love with a gorgeous redhead - Lucille Ball
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George K
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Yeah. I remember that one as well, though I haven't thought about it in years.

Love that joke, and thanks for bringing it back to the front of my brain. Gonna share it at work tomorrow.
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brenda
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That joke is both awful and wonderful. :lol:
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