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| Tweet Topic Started: Feb 24 2015, 01:10 PM (333 Views) | |
| Larry | Feb 24 2015, 01:10 PM Post #1 |
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that in Beijing there is a wooden sculpture of the Emperor Chung? It's titled..... "Chung in Teak" |
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| Larry | Feb 24 2015, 01:13 PM Post #2 |
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Did you hear about the man in a flower shop who was held up at gunpoint? He was a petrified florist.... |
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| Larry | Feb 24 2015, 01:14 PM Post #3 |
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Did you hear about the Old Testament hooker who was arrested for trying to make a prophet? |
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| John D'Oh | Feb 24 2015, 01:21 PM Post #4 |
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MAMIL
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Oh God. |
| What do you mean "we", have you got a mouse in your pocket? | |
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| Mikhailoh | Feb 24 2015, 01:23 PM Post #5 |
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If you want trouble, find yourself a redhead
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No, just an emperor. |
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Once in his life, every man is entitled to fall madly in love with a gorgeous redhead - Lucille Ball | |
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| John D'Oh | Feb 24 2015, 01:26 PM Post #6 |
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Did you hear about the guy whose entire left side was cut off in an accident? He's all right now. |
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| John D'Oh | Feb 24 2015, 01:27 PM Post #7 |
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What do you call a boy who finally stood up to the bullies? An ambulance. |
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| Claude Ball | Feb 24 2015, 01:28 PM Post #8 |
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Middle Aged Carp
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I been takin grammer lessons. This mornin the teacher wrote this on the blackboard: "I ain't had no fun in months." Then she pointed to me and aksed me how she should correct it. I said.... "Git a new boyfriend." |
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Dain bramage caused my peach imspediment. Tooth? Tooth? You can't handle the tooth! Remember: He who laughs last, thinks slowest..... DON'T BEND OVER IN THE GARDEN, MARGARET - THEM TATER'S GOT EYES! | |
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| Larry | Feb 24 2015, 01:32 PM Post #9 |
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I remember when my first wife gave birth to our first child.. The nurses laid her on the bed, took off her clothes, pumped her full of drugs and told her it wouldn't hurt. Which made me laugh, because that's exactly how I got her pregnant in the first place. |
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| Larry | Feb 24 2015, 01:35 PM Post #10 |
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A man picks up a woman at a bar and they go back to her place. He is surprised to see how many stuffed animals she has in her apartment. Every space is piled high with them. After a night of passion, the man gets up and asks, "so how was I?". The woman replies, "take any prize from the bottom shelf." |
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| Larry | Feb 24 2015, 01:40 PM Post #11 |
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| Larry | Feb 24 2015, 02:41 PM Post #12 |
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Did you know.... the Spice Girls are going to try a comeback? Cher is joining the group this time around.. She'll be called........ Old Spice... |
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| Horace | Feb 25 2015, 12:15 AM Post #13 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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In honor of one of my favorite people in the world, who I never met, Harris Wittels. RIP. Not a particularly troubled life, just got lost at some point. He was a successful sitcom producer and standup comic. I got to know him through his podcast appearances on Comedy Bang Bang. They all fail in the writing of them, of course. These are his B material that he made a bit of, on podcasts. (You have to imagine giggling of other comedians in the background of all of these.)
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| As a good person, I implore you to do as I, a good person, do. Be good. Do NOT be bad. If you see bad, end bad. End it in yourself, and end it in others. By any means necessary, the good must conquer the bad. Good people know this. Do you know this? Are you good? | |
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| brenda | Feb 25 2015, 07:12 AM Post #14 |
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Horace, those are lolworthy! |
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“Weeds are flowers, too, once you get to know them.” ~A.A. Milne | |
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| Mikhailoh | Feb 25 2015, 07:14 AM Post #15 |
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LOve the Tapas the mornin'...
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Once in his life, every man is entitled to fall madly in love with a gorgeous redhead - Lucille Ball | |
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