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| Tweet Topic Started: Feb 21 2015, 03:57 PM (104 Views) | |
| Larry | Feb 21 2015, 03:57 PM Post #1 |
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Mmmmmmm, pie!
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But last summer I went to a game.. The first guy got up to bat, hit the ball and made it to first base.. After he hit the ball I noticed everyone yelling "Run! Run!" So when the next guy got up to bat and made a good hit, I joined in with the crowd yelling "Run! Run!".. I wanted everyone to think I knew the game, so when the third guy got up to bat I was the first one to jump up and yell "Run! Run!" The next batter held his swing at three and two, and as the umpire called a walk, I stood up alone and yelled "run,run." As everybody around me began to snicker, I sat down embarrassed, totally confused. This guy sitting next to me leaned over and explained: "He doesn't have to run, he's got four balls." I stood up and yelled.... "Walk with pride, guy!" |
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Of the Pokatwat Tribe | |
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| George K | Feb 21 2015, 04:24 PM Post #2 |
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Finally
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I love that joke. However, when I tell it, it's a fellow from Scotland attending his first baseball game, and the punchline is told with a really heavy brogue. |
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| Axtremus | Feb 21 2015, 04:57 PM Post #3 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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First heard that joke in Married ... with Children. Funnier when Al tried to explain baseball to Peggy. |
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