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Topic Started: Feb 20 2015, 06:52 PM (147 Views)
Larry
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Mmmmmmm, pie!
Boy: "Hey Grandma - have you see my pills that I left on the kitchen counter? The label on the bottle says "LSD"...."
Grandma: "F*CK THE PILLS!!! Have you seen the dragons in the kitchen?????!!!!!"

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- Mik, 6/14/08


Nothing is as effective as homeopathy.

I'd rather listen to an hour of Abba than an hour of The Beatles.
- Klaus, 4/29/18
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Larry
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This morning I came out of the bathroom naked and said to my wife... "Baby, what do you like most about me - my handsome face, or my sexy body?"

She said...... "You're sense of humor..."
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I accidentally swallowed some Scrabble tiles..

My next crap could spell disaster...
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I spent a couple of hours defrosting the fridge last night...


"Foreplay" as she likes to call it...
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Larry
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The other night my wife asked me how many women I had slept with..

I said "Only you - the rest of them kept me awake all night..."
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We had a fight last week.. she packed all my bags..

As I was leaving she said "I wish you a slow and painful death, you bastard!"

I said ... "NOW you want me to stay!"
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Larry
Feb 20 2015, 06:58 PM
The other night my wife asked me how many women I had slept with..

I said "Only you - the rest of them kept me awake all night..."
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A guide to GKSR: Click

"Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... "
- Mik, 6/14/08


Nothing is as effective as homeopathy.

I'd rather listen to an hour of Abba than an hour of The Beatles.
- Klaus, 4/29/18
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