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| Larry | Feb 20 2015, 06:52 PM Post #1 |
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Boy: "Hey Grandma - have you see my pills that I left on the kitchen counter? The label on the bottle says "LSD"...." Grandma: "F*CK THE PILLS!!! Have you seen the dragons in the kitchen?????!!!!!" |
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| George K | Feb 20 2015, 06:54 PM Post #2 |
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D2 and Mrs. G liked that one. |
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A guide to GKSR: Click "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08 Nothing is as effective as homeopathy. I'd rather listen to an hour of Abba than an hour of The Beatles. - Klaus, 4/29/18 | |
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| Larry | Feb 20 2015, 06:54 PM Post #3 |
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This morning I came out of the bathroom naked and said to my wife... "Baby, what do you like most about me - my handsome face, or my sexy body?" She said...... "You're sense of humor..." |
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| Larry | Feb 20 2015, 06:56 PM Post #4 |
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I accidentally swallowed some Scrabble tiles.. My next crap could spell disaster... |
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| Larry | Feb 20 2015, 06:56 PM Post #5 |
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I spent a couple of hours defrosting the fridge last night... "Foreplay" as she likes to call it... |
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| Larry | Feb 20 2015, 06:58 PM Post #6 |
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The other night my wife asked me how many women I had slept with.. I said "Only you - the rest of them kept me awake all night..." |
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| Larry | Feb 20 2015, 06:59 PM Post #7 |
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We had a fight last week.. she packed all my bags.. As I was leaving she said "I wish you a slow and painful death, you bastard!" I said ... "NOW you want me to stay!" |
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| Larry | Feb 20 2015, 07:07 PM Post #8 |
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| George K | Feb 20 2015, 07:42 PM Post #9 |
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A guide to GKSR: Click "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08 Nothing is as effective as homeopathy. I'd rather listen to an hour of Abba than an hour of The Beatles. - Klaus, 4/29/18 | |
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