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Putting the "duh" in Floriduh.
Topic Started: Jan 2 2015, 02:15 PM (125 Views)
George K
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http://www.orlandosentinel.com/news/breaking-news/os-couple-closet-daytona-state-college-20141231-story.html
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Florida Man, Florida Woman Spend Two Days In Closet They Believe Themselves Locked Inside.
But The Door Is Actually Open.

A man and a woman thought they were trapped in a Daytona State College closet for two days until police let them out Tuesday – and found out the two could have opened the door themselves.

John Arwood, 31, and Amber Campbell, 25, claimed they were chased into the closet on Sunday, Daytona Beach police said.

After two days in a Marine and Environmental Science Center janitor's closet, where police found human feces and copper scouring pads sometimes used to smoke crack, Arwood called 911 from his cell phone, police said.

Officers tracked his phone's location and let him and Campbell out. It's unclear why Arwood didn't call 911 until Tuesday.

A police officer, trying to figure out how the two could have gotten locked in, went into the closet and closed the door, police said. The door did not lock.

Officers did not find drugs in the closet, police said.

Arwood and Campbell were charged with trespassing. Campbell was also charged with violating her probation, which she was given after resisting arrest in 2013.

Arwood's criminal record includes five prior jail sentences in Florida since 2000 for offenses including armed burglary, possession of more than 20 grams of marijuana, and fleeing law enforcement.
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Mikhailoh
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I have long thought that Florida is the birthplace of stupidity.
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John D'Oh
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Mikhailoh
Jan 2 2015, 03:40 PM
I have long thought that Florida is the birthplace of stupidity.
It's so reassuring to know that it has such a large influence on the selection of the most powerful man in the world every four years.
What do you mean "we", have you got a mouse in your pocket?
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Larry
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I dunno.... when I was in grad school I shared an apartment with a narc, and he brought home some wild stuff once in a while.. I was bonking this married chick who lived 4 apartments down at the time (hottttttt as bejeeeeeeeeeezuss)... my room mate told us we should watch The Wizard of Oz while listening to Dark Side of The Moon.. and smoking weed.. he said he had some "special weed" for us to try... So, while I almost never did that sort of thing (drugs, women I did a lot hehe) I tried it..

At first, the little colored balloons that were floating out of the speakers didn't really bother me.. but when the paint slid off the walls into a puddle on the floor, and the arms of the couch grew faces and started talking to me... you could probably have put me in the middle of the highway and told me I was locked in a closet and I would have stayed there....
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George K
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Larry
Jan 2 2015, 07:41 PM
you could probably have put me in the middle of the highway and told me I was locked in a closet and I would have stayed there....
For two days? :hair:
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Larry
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Mmmmmmm, pie!
Not for two days... hahahahaha

But if you time it right you'll have a 3 hour orgasm......
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