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Free Home Security
Topic Started: Dec 21 2014, 03:04 PM (407 Views)
Frank_W
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I found myself in having to cut back on some expenses. So with that, I've disconnected my home alarm system and de-registered from the Neighborhood Watch. I now have two Pakistani flags raised in the front yard, one at each corner, and the black flag of ISIS in the center. The local police, sheriff, FBI, CIA, NSA, Homeland Security, Secret Service and other agencies are now all watching my home 24/7. I've never felt safer and Iím saving $49.95 a month!
Anatomy Prof: "The human body has about 20 sq. meters of skin."
Me: "Man, that's a lot of lampshades!"
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Mikhailoh
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We win ugly, but it beats losing.
Good plan. You may get a free trip to the Caribbean, too!
I think the mistake a lot of us make is thinking the state-appointed psychiatrist is our "friend." --Jack Handey

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jon-nyc
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Good money saving idea! And if you want a full security detail even when you leave home you only need to start send threatening letters around Washington.
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Frank_W
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OH! I hadn't thought of that!
Anatomy Prof: "The human body has about 20 sq. meters of skin."
Me: "Man, that's a lot of lampshades!"
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