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Topic Started: Oct 18 2014, 10:36 AM (389 Views)
Aqua Letifer
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ZOOOOOM!
John D'Oh
Oct 21 2014, 06:45 AM
The great thing about living in the 'burbs is you don't have to deal with hipsters. I almost stopped drinking Sam Adams after seeing a commercial featuring some bloke with a stupid hat and a big beard.
Hipsters suck, but they're on equal footing with homo sapiens suburbanus in terms of being bloody tiresome.


  • It's shitty coffee, okay? They have two basic kinds in this here Starbucks and each of their eleventy billion other locations the world over: shitty regular with take your pick of frou-frou branding attached, and shitty decaf. You don't need to ask about it, you don't need to be told a marketing bed-time story. The "fair-trade, indigenous peoples who painstakingly select only the finest coffee beans" run an industrial roasting operation. Stop clogging up the line and order your damn drink.
  • I don't give a shit that you have kids, your powers of procreation don't give you the right to (1) cut in front of anyone at any place of business, municipal or commercial, (2) make me move, (3) run me off the road with your three-quarter-ton spawnwagon when I'm on an 18-pound fucking bicycle. You hit me and I am pulling you out of that car.
  • Stop letting your kids get away with murder. You have no idea how to be a parent—yes I went there, how dare I indeed—because you're letting someone who likes to wear his underpants as a hat dictate how you both behave in public. Get in there and do your job, you're both pissing off the rest of us.
I cite irreconcilable differences.
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jon-nyc
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Cheers
Man you hipsters are defensive.
In my defense, I was left unsupervised.
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Aqua Letifer
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ZOOOOOM!
Go work on your bathroom, procreator!
I cite irreconcilable differences.
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Mikhailoh
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If you want trouble, find yourself a redhead
Aqua Letifer
Oct 21 2014, 07:42 AM
you're letting someone who likes to wear his underpants as a hat dictate how you both behave in public.
Don't drag D'Oh into this.
Once in his life, every man is entitled to fall madly in love with a gorgeous redhead - Lucille Ball
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schindler
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Fulla-Carp
jon-nyc
Oct 21 2014, 06:01 AM
That's one way to get your post count up.
:lol2:
We're all mad here!
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