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| Tweet Topic Started: Oct 3 2014, 08:54 AM (119 Views) | |
| big al | Oct 3 2014, 08:54 AM Post #1 |
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Bull-Carp
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Once I saw this guy on a bridge about to jump. I said, “Don’t do it!” He said, “Nobody loves me.” I said, “God loves you. Do you believe in God?” He said, “Yes.” I said, “Are you a Christian or a Jew?” He said, “A Christian.” I said, “Me too! Protestant or Catholic?” He said, “Protestant.” I said, “Me too! What franchise?” He said, “Baptist.” I said, “Me too! Northern Baptist or Southern Baptist?” He said, “Northern Baptist.” I said, “Me too! Northern Conservative Baptist or Northern Liberal Baptist?” He said, “Northern Conservative Baptist.” I said, “Me too! Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region or Northern Conservative Baptist Eastern Region?” He said, “Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region.” I said, “Me too! Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region Council of 1879 or Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region Council of 1912?” He said, “Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region Council of 1912.” I said, “Die, heretic!” And I pushed him over. Big Al |
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Location: Western PA "jesu, der simcha fun der man's farlangen." -bachophile | |
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| JBryan | Oct 3 2014, 10:38 AM Post #2 |
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I am the grey one
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He should have said Jew. |
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"Any man who would make an X rated movie should be forced to take his daughter to see it". - John Wayne There is a line we cross when we go from "I will believe it when I see it" to "I will see it when I believe it". Henry II: I marvel at you after all these years. Still like a democratic drawbridge: going down for everybody. Eleanor: At my age there's not much traffic anymore. From The Lion in Winter. | |
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| John D'Oh | Oct 3 2014, 10:59 AM Post #3 |
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MAMIL
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Those guys generally have much better comic timing. |
| What do you mean "we", have you got a mouse in your pocket? | |
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| Mikhailoh | Oct 3 2014, 06:14 PM Post #4 |
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If you want trouble, find yourself a redhead
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"Take my life...please!" |
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Once in his life, every man is entitled to fall madly in love with a gorgeous redhead - Lucille Ball | |
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