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Ahhhh, nope.
Topic Started: Oct 11 2013, 11:03 AM (172 Views)
jon-nyc
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Cheers
Someone posted this on FB. Pretty funny.


http://www.mumsnet.com/Talk/mumsnet_classics/1875847-Do-you-dunk-your-penis
In my defense, I was left unsupervised.
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Aqua Letifer
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ZOOOOOM!
No... that's not really the done thing, no. :lol:

I had a lengthy discussion with some of my seasonal co-workers about a fabled "do-it-yourself fleshlight kit" for sale on the interwebs.

Yes, they do in fact exist. A buddy of mine brought up the product page for one such kit on his phone, and the comments were some of the funniest I've ever read online.
I cite irreconcilable differences.
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VPG
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Pisa-Carp
When I had a house I would go out to the drivway and turn on the hose.
I'M NOT YELLING.........I'M ITALIAN...........THAT'S HOW WE TALK!


"People say that we're in a time when there are no heroes, they just don't know where to look."
Ronald Reagan, Inaugural, 1971

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Aqua Letifer
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They very existence of such a thing implies, by necessity, that they prearranged the beaker to be filled with water so that when the time came, it could be used for its intended purpose.


That's what's most ****ed up in my mind. It's not necessarily the dunking of your penis into a bucket; I just can't imagine keeping a filled dick beaker around, for any reason.
I cite irreconcilable differences.
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Kincaid
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HOLY CARP!!!
I don't mind the post-coital mess. Even though my underwear is old and pretty thin.

How's that for TMI?
Kincaid - disgusted Republican Partisan since 2006.
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Red Rice
HOLY CARP!!!
I wash my penis in the bodies of my women.

- Mao Tse-tung
Civilisation, I vaguely realized then - and subsequent observation has confirmed the view - could not progress that way. It must have a greater guiding principle to survive. To treat it as a carcase off which each man tears as much as he can for himself, is to stand convicted a brute, fit for nothing better than a jungle existence, which is a death-struggle, leading nowhither. I did not believe that was the human destiny, for Man individually was sane and reasonable, only collectively a fool.

I hope the gunner of that Hun two-seater shot him clean, bullet to heart, and that his plane, on fire, fell like a meteor through the sky he loved. Since he had to end, I hope he ended so. But, oh, the waste! The loss!

- Cecil Lewis
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