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Something to think about
Topic Started: Feb 3 2013, 02:14 PM (270 Views)
jon-nyc
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Research has shown that 6 out of 7 dwarves are not Happy.
In my defense, I was left unsupervised.
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Axtremus
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HOLY CARP!!!
That's before they met Snow White.
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Luke's Dad
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But only one in seven is actually Grumpy. That's got to be worth something.
The problem with having an open mind is that people keep trying to put things in it.
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Mikhailoh
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If you want trouble, find yourself a redhead
Dopey. The dwarves thwart the bell curve at every turn.
Once in his life, every man is entitled to fall madly in love with a gorgeous redhead - Lucille Ball
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Luke's Dad
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Dopey just proves my point that all of the medication in the world can't truly make one Happy. It can make you Sleepy, however.
The problem with having an open mind is that people keep trying to put things in it.
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Larry
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Mmmmmmm, pie!
I accidentally rear ended a car the other day. This little 4 foot tall guy got out of it, walked back to my car, put his hands on his hips and said "I am NOT happy!"

I said... "Well.. which one are you then.."

(it's just a JOKE, jeez..)
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Chris Aher
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What about Sleazy and Gropie?
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Larry
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Mmmmmmm, pie!
According to Disney, there were 50 names under consideration for the 7 dwarfs, among them:

Blabby, Jumpy, Shifty, and Snoopy were among those that were rejected, along with Awful, Baldy, Biggo-Ego, Biggy, Biggy-Wiggy, Burpy, Busy, Chesty, Cranky, Daffy, Deefy, Dippy, Dirty, Dizzy, Doleful, Flabby, Gabby, Gloomy, Goopy, Graceful, Helpful, Hoppy, Hotsy, Hungrey, Jaunty, Lazy, Neurtsy, Nifty, Puffy, Sappy, Sneezy-Wheezy, Sniffy, Scrappy, Silly, Soulful, Strutty, Stuffy, Sleazy, Tearful, Thrifty, Tipsy, Titsy, Tubby, Weepy, Wistful, and Woeful.

Then you have the 7 dwarfs of menopause: Itchy, Bitchy, Sweaty, Bloaty, Sleepy, Forgetful, and Psycho....

The 7 Dwarfs of PMS: Weepy, Piggy, Bloaty, Bitchy, Horny, Crampy, and Red Tide..

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Axtremus
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HOLY CARP!!!
Larry
Feb 4 2013, 04:35 AM
According to Disney, there were 50 names under consideration for the 7 dwarfs, among them:

Blabby, Jumpy, Shifty, and Snoopy were among those that were rejected, along with Awful, Baldy, Biggo-Ego, Biggy, Biggy-Wiggy, Burpy, Busy, Chesty, Cranky, Daffy, Deefy, Dippy, Dirty, Dizzy, Doleful, Flabby, Gabby, Gloomy, Goopy, Graceful, Helpful, Hoppy, Hotsy, Hungrey, Jaunty, Lazy, Neurtsy, Nifty, Puffy, Sappy, Sneezy-Wheezy, Sniffy, Scrappy, Silly, Soulful, Strutty, Stuffy, Sleazy, Tearful, Thrifty, Tipsy, Titsy, Tubby, Weepy, Wistful, and Woeful.

Then you have the 7 dwarfs of menopause: Itchy, Bitchy, Sweaty, Bloaty, Sleepy, Forgetful, and Psycho....

The 7 Dwarfs of PMS: Weepy, Piggy, Bloaty, Bitchy, Horny, Crampy, and Red Tide..

Which are the modern liberals?
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Luke's Dad
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Itchy, Bitchy, Sweaty, Bloaty, Sleepy, Forgetful, and Psycho....


Larry, this is a thread about dwarves, not Barney Frank.
The problem with having an open mind is that people keep trying to put things in it.
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Axtremus
Feb 4 2013, 05:55 AM
Which are the modern liberals?
Well, considering they seem to think a woman needs 1400 free condoms a year in addition to the pill, I would have to think Horny makes the list.
The problem with having an open mind is that people keep trying to put things in it.
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Larry
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Axtremus
Feb 4 2013, 05:55 AM
Which are the modern liberals?
Touchy, Feely, Dopey, Goofy, Deluded, Naive, and Simple....
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