The circle of life

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The circle of life
Tweet Topic Started: Nov 21 2012, 06:32 AM (139 Views)
Dewey	Nov 21 2012, 06:32 AM Post #1
HOLY CARP!!! Posts: 17,117 Group: Members Member #74 Joined: April 19, 2005
	"By nature, i prefer brevity." - John Calvin, Institutes of the Christian Religion, p. 685. "Never waste your time trying to explain yourself to people who are committed to misunderstanding you." - Anonymous "Oh sure, every once in a while a turd floated by, but other than that it was just fine." - Joe A., 2011 I'll answer your other comments later, but my primary priority for the rest of the evening is to get drunk." - Klaus, 12/31/14


Klaus	Nov 21 2012, 08:50 AM Post #2
HOLY CARP!!! Posts: 19,403 Group: Members Member #350 Joined: May 21, 2006	A modern version of the old conductor advice from Richard Strauss, "Never look at the trombones; it only encourages them."
	Trifonov Fleisher Klaus Sokolov Zimmerman


Luke's Dad	Nov 21 2012, 09:13 AM Post #3
Emperor Pengin Posts: 25,632 Group: Members Member #8 Joined: April 18, 2005	Why is a dead snake in the road more tragic than a dead trombonist in the road? The snake might have been on the way to a gig. What's the difference between a dead snake in the road and a dead trombone player in the road? There are skid marks in front of the snake. What did the trombone player get on his IQ test? Drool. What do you call a beautiful woman on a trombone players arm? A tattoo.
	The problem with having an open mind is that people keep trying to put things in it.


Luke's Dad	Nov 21 2012, 09:23 AM Post #4
Emperor Pengin Posts: 25,632 Group: Members Member #8 Joined: April 18, 2005	How many trombone players does it take to pave a driveway? Five if you lay them out correctly.
	The problem with having an open mind is that people keep trying to put things in it.


Dewey	Nov 21 2012, 09:48 AM Post #5
HOLY CARP!!! Posts: 17,117 Group: Members Member #74 Joined: April 19, 2005
	"By nature, i prefer brevity." - John Calvin, Institutes of the Christian Religion, p. 685. "Never waste your time trying to explain yourself to people who are committed to misunderstanding you." - Anonymous "Oh sure, every once in a while a turd floated by, but other than that it was just fine." - Joe A., 2011 I'll answer your other comments later, but my primary priority for the rest of the evening is to get drunk." - Klaus, 12/31/14


brenda	Nov 21 2012, 11:15 AM Post #6
.............. Posts: 37,054 Group: Members Member #721 Joined: August 28, 2008	Thank you. Daughter and I enjoyed these.
	�Weeds are flowers, too, once you get to know them.� ~A.A. Milne


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