9 Unforgivable Things You Should Never Do To A Turkey

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9 Unforgivable Things You Should Never Do To A Turkey
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musicasacra	Nov 20 2012, 05:45 PM Post #1
HOLY CARP!!! Posts: 15,750 Group: Members Member #211 Joined: May 24, 2005	http://www.buzzfeed.com/rachelysanders/9-unforgivable-things-you-should-never-do-to-a-tur



John D'Oh	Nov 20 2012, 05:49 PM Post #2
MAMIL Posts: 53,812 Group: Members Member #276 Joined: October 19, 2005	Oh, they mean after you kill it. Silly me.
	What do you mean "we", have you got a mouse in your pocket?


jon-nyc	Nov 20 2012, 06:16 PM Post #3
Cheers Posts: 54,428 Group: Moderators Member #119 Joined: April 22, 2005	Actually most of the things you were thinking shouldn't be done to a dead turkey either.
	In my defense, I was left unsupervised.


Renauda	Nov 20 2012, 07:06 PM Post #4
HOLY CARP!!! Posts: 10,507 Group: Members Member #505 Joined: September 5, 2007	After reading Vince's post yesterday it seems to me you shouldn't stuff the bird with popcorn either.



Horace	Nov 20 2012, 07:18 PM Post #5
HOLY CARP!!! Posts: 17,885 Group: Members Member #101 Joined: April 20, 2005	Might be interesting if it was unpopped though.
	As a good person, I implore you to do as I, a good person, do. Be good. Do NOT be bad. If you see bad, end bad. End it in yourself, and end it in others. By any means necessary, the good must conquer the bad. Good people know this. Do you know this? Are you good?


Horace	Nov 20 2012, 07:18 PM Post #6
HOLY CARP!!! Posts: 17,885 Group: Members Member #101 Joined: April 20, 2005	(Note: that was a response to D'oh.)
	As a good person, I implore you to do as I, a good person, do. Be good. Do NOT be bad. If you see bad, end bad. End it in yourself, and end it in others. By any means necessary, the good must conquer the bad. Good people know this. Do you know this? Are you good?


ivorythumper	Nov 20 2012, 11:00 PM Post #7
I am so adjective that I verb nouns! Posts: 50,666 Group: Members Member #164 Joined: April 24, 2005	Horace Nov 20 2012, 07:18 PM (Note: that was a response to D'oh.)
	The dogma lives loudly within me.


Horace	Nov 21 2012, 12:21 AM Post #8
HOLY CARP!!! Posts: 17,885 Group: Members Member #101 Joined: April 20, 2005	God bless you IT, you get everything.
	As a good person, I implore you to do as I, a good person, do. Be good. Do NOT be bad. If you see bad, end bad. End it in yourself, and end it in others. By any means necessary, the good must conquer the bad. Good people know this. Do you know this? Are you good?


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