My cousin Tyrone was on Jeopardy

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My cousin Tyrone was on Jeopardy
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Stainweggie	Nov 20 2012, 06:26 AM Post #1
Junior Carp Posts: 234 Group: Members Member #114 Joined: April 22, 2005
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Larry	Nov 20 2012, 06:33 AM Post #2
Mmmmmmm, pie! Posts: 47,996 Group: Members Member #113 Joined: April 22, 2005
	Of the Pokatwat Tribe


Larry	Nov 20 2012, 06:41 AM Post #3
Mmmmmmm, pie! Posts: 47,996 Group: Members Member #113 Joined: April 22, 2005	Some things I've learned from getting older: 1. I started out with nothing, and I still have most of it. 2. My wild oats have turned into prunes and all-bran. 3. I finally got my head together, and now my body is falling apart. 4. Funny, I don't remember being absent-minded. 5. Funny, I don't remember being absent-minded. 6. If all is not lost, where is it? 7. It is easier to get older than it is to get wiser. 8. Some days, you're the dog; some days you're the hydrant. 9. I wish the buck stopped here; I sure could use a few. 10. Kids in the back seat cause accidents. 11. Accidents in the back seat cause kids. 12. It's hard to make a comeback when you haven't been anywhere. 13. The only time the world beats a path to your door is when you're in the bathroom. 14. If God wanted me to touch my toes, he'd have put them on my knees. 15. When I'm finally holding all the cards, why does everyone want to play chess? 16. Its not hard to meet expenses . . . they're everywhere. 17. The only difference between a rut and a grave is the depth. 18. These days, I spend a lot of time thinking about the hereafter . . .I go somewhere to get something, and then wonder what I'm hereafter 19. Funny, I don't remember being absent-minded.
	Of the Pokatwat Tribe


Larry	Nov 20 2012, 06:45 AM Post #4
Mmmmmmm, pie! Posts: 47,996 Group: Members Member #113 Joined: April 22, 2005
	Of the Pokatwat Tribe


Larry	Nov 20 2012, 06:53 AM Post #5
Mmmmmmm, pie! Posts: 47,996 Group: Members Member #113 Joined: April 22, 2005	How to get rid of squirrels:
	Of the Pokatwat Tribe


Larry	Nov 20 2012, 06:58 AM Post #6
Mmmmmmm, pie! Posts: 47,996 Group: Members Member #113 Joined: April 22, 2005	My kind of turkey breast (CAUTION) Spoiler: click to toggle (don't blame me.. I warned you....)
	Of the Pokatwat Tribe


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