| Welcome to The New Coffee Room. We hope you enjoy your visit. You're currently viewing our forum as a guest. This means you are limited to certain areas of the board and there are some features you can't use. If you join our community, you'll be able to access member-only sections, and use many member-only features such as customizing your profile, sending personal messages, and voting in polls. Registration is simple, fast, and completely free. Join our community! If you're already a member please log in to your account to access all of our features: |
| Friday Afternoon Snarky Caption Contest | |
|---|---|
| Tweet Topic Started: Oct 5 2012, 11:10 AM (290 Views) | |
| George K | Oct 5 2012, 11:10 AM Post #1 |
|
Finally
|
|
|
A guide to GKSR: Click "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08 Nothing is as effective as homeopathy. I'd rather listen to an hour of Abba than an hour of The Beatles. - Klaus, 4/29/18 | |
![]() |
|
| kenny | Oct 5 2012, 11:11 AM Post #2 |
|
HOLY CARP!!!
|
Mmmmm, nice rack. Glad I have diplomatic immunity. |
![]() |
|
| Frank_W | Oct 5 2012, 11:30 AM Post #3 |
![]()
Resident Misanthrope
|
"About half a century ago, I looked better." |
|
Anatomy Prof: "The human body has about 20 sq. meters of skin." Me: "Man, that's a lot of lampshades!" | |
![]() |
|
| George K | Oct 5 2012, 11:53 AM Post #4 |
|
Finally
|
"If only that decolletage was Libyan Intelligence reports."
|
|
A guide to GKSR: Click "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08 Nothing is as effective as homeopathy. I'd rather listen to an hour of Abba than an hour of The Beatles. - Klaus, 4/29/18 | |
![]() |
|
| Dan | Oct 5 2012, 12:15 PM Post #5 |
|
Senior Carp
|
Anyone got a cigar? |
![]() |
|
| Mikhailoh | Oct 5 2012, 12:16 PM Post #6 |
|
If you want trouble, find yourself a redhead
|
'Nice tits' |
|
Once in his life, every man is entitled to fall madly in love with a gorgeous redhead - Lucille Ball | |
![]() |
|
| Amanda | Oct 5 2012, 12:22 PM Post #7 |
![]()
Senior Carp
|
Can't wait until I can retire and have that face-lift I've been promising myself! |
|
[size=5] We should tolerate eccentricity in others, almost to the point of lunacy, provided no one else is harmed.[/size] "Daily Telegraph", London July 27 2005 | |
![]() |
|
| kluurs | Oct 5 2012, 01:04 PM Post #8 |
![]()
Fulla-Carp
|
Bill's face would fit right in there. |
![]() |
|
| George K | Oct 5 2012, 01:12 PM Post #9 |
|
Finally
|
Yeah, I guess:
|
|
A guide to GKSR: Click "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08 Nothing is as effective as homeopathy. I'd rather listen to an hour of Abba than an hour of The Beatles. - Klaus, 4/29/18 | |
![]() |
|
| Axtremus | Oct 5 2012, 01:15 PM Post #10 |
|
HOLY CARP!!!
|
Who's that woman on the left? (Srsly, I don't recognize her.) |
![]() |
|
| Klaus | Oct 5 2012, 01:25 PM Post #11 |
![]()
HOLY CARP!!!
|
I don't recognize her either - presumably yet another pop star who became famous because she
|
| Trifonov Fleisher Klaus Sokolov Zimmerman | |
![]() |
|
| George K | Oct 5 2012, 01:27 PM Post #12 |
|
Finally
|
No idea. I thought, for a minute, that it was Christina Aguilera, but now I don't think so. |
|
A guide to GKSR: Click "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08 Nothing is as effective as homeopathy. I'd rather listen to an hour of Abba than an hour of The Beatles. - Klaus, 4/29/18 | |
![]() |
|
| Larry | Oct 5 2012, 01:30 PM Post #13 |
![]()
Mmmmmmm, pie!
|
Hillary: [thought bubble] "Nice tits. Wish I could dive into those.. Hope the cameras aren't on. I've kept it hidden too long to get caught now...."[/thought bubble] |
|
Of the Pokatwat Tribe | |
![]() |
|
| Kincaid | Oct 5 2012, 01:34 PM Post #14 |
|
HOLY CARP!!!
|
Having watched The Voice, I am pretty sure that is Christina Aguilera - a very good talent in her own right with an awesome singing voice. |
| Kincaid - disgusted Republican Partisan since 2006. | |
![]() |
|
| John D'Oh | Oct 5 2012, 03:15 PM Post #15 |
|
MAMIL
|
She might want to go see a liver doctor. Not a caption, just a comment. |
| What do you mean "we", have you got a mouse in your pocket? | |
![]() |
|
| George K | Oct 5 2012, 03:18 PM Post #16 |
|
Finally
|
Doesn't Hillary's head look freakishly large in that picture? |
|
A guide to GKSR: Click "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08 Nothing is as effective as homeopathy. I'd rather listen to an hour of Abba than an hour of The Beatles. - Klaus, 4/29/18 | |
![]() |
|
| Mikhailoh | Oct 5 2012, 03:18 PM Post #17 |
|
If you want trouble, find yourself a redhead
|
It is Aguilera. I'd know those tits anywhere. |
|
Once in his life, every man is entitled to fall madly in love with a gorgeous redhead - Lucille Ball | |
![]() |
|
| ivorythumper | Oct 5 2012, 04:17 PM Post #18 |
|
I am so adjective that I verb nouns!
|
I wasn't paying attention to Hillary's head. |
| The dogma lives loudly within me. | |
![]() |
|
| Amanda | Oct 5 2012, 04:35 PM Post #19 |
![]()
Senior Carp
|
That's what happens with photoshop...
|
|
[size=5] We should tolerate eccentricity in others, almost to the point of lunacy, provided no one else is harmed.[/size] "Daily Telegraph", London July 27 2005 | |
![]() |
|
| Mikhailoh | Oct 5 2012, 05:14 PM Post #20 |
|
If you want trouble, find yourself a redhead
|
No, I think she just has a freakishly large head. |
|
Once in his life, every man is entitled to fall madly in love with a gorgeous redhead - Lucille Ball | |
![]() |
|
| Renauda | Oct 5 2012, 05:16 PM Post #21 |
![]()
HOLY CARP!!!
|
To me her hair seems to be in a constant need of a thorough daily shampoo. |
![]() |
|
| bachophile | Oct 5 2012, 05:29 PM Post #22 |
|
HOLY CARP!!!
|
I thought it was the foreign minister of moldavia. u know, affaires of state. |
| "I don't know much about classical music. For years I thought the Goldberg Variations were something Mr. and Mrs. Goldberg did on their wedding night." Woody Allen | |
![]() |
|
| « Previous Topic · The New Coffee Room · Next Topic » |












6:15 AM Jul 11