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| Tweet Topic Started: Jul 7 2012, 07:54 PM (261 Views) | |
| Horace | Jul 7 2012, 07:54 PM Post #1 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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Funny thing just happened at the local Trader Joe's... I purely randomly chose a checkout line that happened to have a cute checkout girl, and as the guy in front of me was getting his groceries bagged I noticed the unmistakable air of attempted flirtation. He left and was walking out when I noticed he'd left his wallet on the checkout counter - I grabbed it and flagged him down in the parking lot. When I got back to the checkout line, the girl volunteered that "he'd left his wallet before". She said it sort of wryly. Me: "Oh. Maybe he just wanted to come back and say hi to you." Her: "Maybe that was it..." (Again wryly.) Sorry buddy.
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| As a good person, I implore you to do as I, a good person, do. Be good. Do NOT be bad. If you see bad, end bad. End it in yourself, and end it in others. By any means necessary, the good must conquer the bad. Good people know this. Do you know this? Are you good? | |
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| ivorythumper | Jul 7 2012, 08:07 PM Post #2 |
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I am so adjective that I verb nouns!
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Didja get her number? |
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| Mikhailoh | Jul 7 2012, 08:28 PM Post #3 |
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If you want trouble, find yourself a redhead
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That's the kind of thing that if it doesn;t work the first time, give up. Actually, if that's the best you can do, give up on general principles. |
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Once in his life, every man is entitled to fall madly in love with a gorgeous redhead - Lucille Ball | |
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| Horace | Jul 7 2012, 08:36 PM Post #4 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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Ha, nope. |
| As a good person, I implore you to do as I, a good person, do. Be good. Do NOT be bad. If you see bad, end bad. End it in yourself, and end it in others. By any means necessary, the good must conquer the bad. Good people know this. Do you know this? Are you good? | |
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| Mikhailoh | Jul 7 2012, 08:51 PM Post #5 |
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If you want trouble, find yourself a redhead
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He needs the number of a good escort service. Might learn something useful for his money. |
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Once in his life, every man is entitled to fall madly in love with a gorgeous redhead - Lucille Ball | |
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| Dewey | Jul 7 2012, 09:12 PM Post #6 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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If I were the girl, I'd have returned the wallet to the guy, right after I took a shopping spree through the meat, seafood, and wine departments with his credit card. Bet he wouldn't forget his wallet again. |
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"By nature, i prefer brevity." - John Calvin, Institutes of the Christian Religion, p. 685. "Never waste your time trying to explain yourself to people who are committed to misunderstanding you." - Anonymous "Oh sure, every once in a while a turd floated by, but other than that it was just fine." - Joe A., 2011 I'll answer your other comments later, but my primary priority for the rest of the evening is to get drunk." - Klaus, 12/31/14 | |
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| jon-nyc | Jul 8 2012, 12:03 AM Post #7 |
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Cheers
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Better yet, didja grab a 20 or two from the wallet? |
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| VPG | Jul 8 2012, 03:30 AM Post #8 |
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Pisa-Carp
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Maybe he has no interest in women and is a klutz, and keeps forgetting his wallet. Or he's happily married (to a girl that looks like Sophia Loren at 20) and is a klutz, and keep's forgetting his wallet. Or he hates that wallet and keeps leaving it places to save the trouble of finding a trash can, and silly Klutz's keep bringing it back to him. |
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I'M NOT YELLING.........I'M ITALIAN...........THAT'S HOW WE TALK! "People say that we're in a time when there are no heroes, they just don't know where to look." Ronald Reagan, Inaugural, 1971 | |
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