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My turn for the prenatal brag
Topic Started: Jul 5 2012, 05:29 PM (146 Views)
George K
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Finally
On call yesterday, and after the 1AM c-section (which lasted 2 hours :veryangry: ), I was all set to hit the road. I'm only 12 minutes away, and there was nobody in labor.

So, at 3:30, things are quiet, and I'm thinking of going home. I mean, what can happen in the next 3 hours, right? At 4 I call OB to let them know where I'll be. "Don't you fcuking leave, George," says the nurse. "I have a 30 year old primipera who weighs 280 and she's out of control. As soon as I get her hydrated, you're gonna meet her."

Fcukety fcukety fcuk!

Sure enough, I ended up putting an epidural in her at 4:30. Funny how they can't hold still until I tell them, "Well, if you can't hold still, I can't do this. If I can't do this, I'm leaving, and I'm *not coming back.*

Well she held still, and I got the epidural in with one stick.

She delivered about 9 AM.
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Mikhailoh
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Lucky for her, I'd say.
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Piano*Dad
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I'm so glad I don't have to deal with this any more ....

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jon-nyc
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Pregnant women? Mine wasn't so bad.
In my defense, I was left unsupervised.
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JBryan
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I would have said fat pregnant women but you are so much nicer than me.
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jon-nyc
Jul 6 2012, 01:56 AM
Pregnant women? Mine wasn't so bad.
:lol2:

It's the 3:00 A.M. phone calls about other pregnant women that got to me ,,, and ultimately to her.
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