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| My turn for the prenatal brag | |
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| Tweet Topic Started: Jul 5 2012, 05:29 PM (146 Views) | |
| George K | Jul 5 2012, 05:29 PM Post #1 |
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Finally
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On call yesterday, and after the 1AM c-section (which lasted 2 hours ), I was all set to hit the road. I'm only 12 minutes away, and there was nobody in labor.So, at 3:30, things are quiet, and I'm thinking of going home. I mean, what can happen in the next 3 hours, right? At 4 I call OB to let them know where I'll be. "Don't you fcuking leave, George," says the nurse. "I have a 30 year old primipera who weighs 280 and she's out of control. As soon as I get her hydrated, you're gonna meet her." Fcukety fcukety fcuk! Sure enough, I ended up putting an epidural in her at 4:30. Funny how they can't hold still until I tell them, "Well, if you can't hold still, I can't do this. If I can't do this, I'm leaving, and I'm *not coming back.* Well she held still, and I got the epidural in with one stick. She delivered about 9 AM. |
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A guide to GKSR: Click "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08 Nothing is as effective as homeopathy. I'd rather listen to an hour of Abba than an hour of The Beatles. - Klaus, 4/29/18 | |
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| apple | Jul 5 2012, 05:54 PM Post #2 |
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one of the angels
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good for you.. lucky |
| it behooves me to behold | |
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| Mikhailoh | Jul 5 2012, 05:56 PM Post #3 |
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If you want trouble, find yourself a redhead
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Lucky for her, I'd say. |
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Once in his life, every man is entitled to fall madly in love with a gorgeous redhead - Lucille Ball | |
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| Piano*Dad | Jul 5 2012, 06:07 PM Post #4 |
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Bull-Carp
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I'm so glad I don't have to deal with this any more .... |
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| jon-nyc | Jul 6 2012, 01:56 AM Post #5 |
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Cheers
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Pregnant women? Mine wasn't so bad. |
| In my defense, I was left unsupervised. | |
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| JBryan | Jul 6 2012, 03:02 AM Post #6 |
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I am the grey one
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I would have said fat pregnant women but you are so much nicer than me. |
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"Any man who would make an X rated movie should be forced to take his daughter to see it". - John Wayne There is a line we cross when we go from "I will believe it when I see it" to "I will see it when I believe it". Henry II: I marvel at you after all these years. Still like a democratic drawbridge: going down for everybody. Eleanor: At my age there's not much traffic anymore. From The Lion in Winter. | |
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| Piano*Dad | Jul 6 2012, 04:18 AM Post #7 |
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Bull-Carp
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It's the 3:00 A.M. phone calls about other pregnant women that got to me ,,, and ultimately to her. |
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), I was all set to hit the road. I'm only 12 minutes away, and there was nobody in labor.





12:17 AM Jul 11