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speaking of pigs; no, not a bacon thread
Topic Started: Jun 17 2012, 10:00 AM (129 Views)
bachophile
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HOLY CARP!!!
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2160511/Drunk-groom-sex-waitress-wedding-reception--caught-new-father-law.html?ito=feeds-newsxml


Drunk groom had sex with waitress at wedding reception... and was caught by his new father-in-lawBy Daily Mail Reporter
PUBLISHED: 04:05 GMT, 17 June 2012 | UPDATED: 04:09 GMT, 17 June 2012

A hot-blooded groom from Feldkirch, Germany, couldn't wait until after the reception to celebrate with his new bride, so he went after a waitress instead
Austria's Vorarlberg Online reports that the groom wanted one last taste of the single life before happily ever after.

Unfortunately, the bride's father walked in on the lovers in the act.

The furious father stopped the music, sent home the crowds and told no one why.
That same day, the bride went to the wedding registry office to demand a divorce, but was refused.

She had to stay with her unfaithful man for six months, according to Austrian law.


That same day, the bride went to the wedding registry office to demand a divorce, but was refused. Six months later, she was divorced, but he remarried - to the waitress
But it's not all bad news, that same law requires that the party in the wrong pay alimony.

Eventually the bride got what she wanted and so did the groom.

The court separated the adulterer and his wife, freeing them both.

He's now happily married - to the waitress.


"I don't know much about classical music. For years I thought the Goldberg Variations were something Mr. and Mrs. Goldberg did on their wedding night." Woody Allen
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Mikhailoh
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If you want trouble, find yourself a redhead
Walking in on your brand new son in law boinking a waitress at the wedding reception. Married two hours.

Awkward.
Once in his life, every man is entitled to fall madly in love with a gorgeous redhead - Lucille Ball
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jon-nyc
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Hate when that happens.
In my defense, I was left unsupervised.
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Frank_W
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Holy crap... Lucky his FIL didn't kill him DRT.

Meanwhile, at Palindrome Hospital, the call went out for Dr. Awkward. :D
Anatomy Prof: "The human body has about 20 sq. meters of skin."
Me: "Man, that's a lot of lampshades!"
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jon-nyc
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bachophile
Jun 17 2012, 10:00 AM
He's now happily married - to the waitress.


Curious how they respond to the inevitable question "So, how'd you two meet anyway"
In my defense, I was left unsupervised.
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JBryan
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I am the grey one
Well, the guy can say at my wedding reception.
"Any man who would make an X rated movie should be forced to take his daughter to see it". - John Wayne


There is a line we cross when we go from "I will believe it when I see it" to "I will see it when I believe it".


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