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"He's dead, Jim."
Topic Started: Jun 16 2012, 06:21 PM (252 Views)
George K
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Finally
Mrs. George: "Can you kill a spider for me, please!"

George: "Okay. Where?"

Mrs. George: "In the bathroom."

George: "Where?"

Mrs. George: "Right there, in the corner!"

George: "Oh. I see it. Geez, he's already dead!"

Mrs. George: "Well, maybe he saw me naked in the bathroom and died."

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Mikhailoh
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If you want trouble, find yourself a redhead
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Once in his life, every man is entitled to fall madly in love with a gorgeous redhead - Lucille Ball
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kenny
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George your wife's such a hot babe she even give spiders heart attacks?
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brenda
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I love her sense of humor! :lol:
“Weeds are flowers, too, once you get to know them.”
~A.A. Milne
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Frank_W
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Anatomy Prof: "The human body has about 20 sq. meters of skin."
Me: "Man, that's a lot of lampshades!"
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