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A good cannibalism thread; just for Copper
Topic Started: Jun 15 2012, 06:17 AM (334 Views)
Mikhailoh
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Ask and ye shall receive.


So.. what's up with cannibalism anyway? Eating other dudes' flesh? Ewww. Anybody here done it? Does it taste like chicken? If you haven't done it would you, and under what conditions?

Kind of reminds me of when my daughter was little, We would always describe the protein as 'meat'. We didn't want her yet to associate lambs and cows and chickens with the delicious hunk on her plate.
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HOLY CARP!!!
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Mikhailoh
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Y'know, Kobe beef sells for astronomical prices. Just think if it was Kobe BRYANT beef....
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HOLY CARP!!!
Also see: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/How_High
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Copper
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I don't even open threads like this.
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Mikhailoh
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I would rather eat human flesh than watch that movie. Sashimi style even.
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:lol2: I recently watched a documentary on a Russian serial killer. (Forgot his name) But during the famine of 1921, all of the meat had been exhausted. There was no more livestock. Even the horses had all been eaten. It was said that the most terrifying thing that a person could encounter, was a stout, healthy, and well-fed Russian, because the only way he could be so, was if he were dining on human flesh.

The down side of eating "long pork," is that it apparently causes all sorts of digestion issues, and those who partake, have an awful odor that exudes from their pores.

The whole story was thoroughly ghastly, and yet, strangely compelling...
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An explorer in the deepest Amazon suddenly finds himself surrounded by a blood thirsty group of cannibals. Upon surveying the situation, he says quietly to himself, "Oh God, I'm screwed."

There is a ray of light from the sky above and a voice booms out: "No, you are NOT screwed. Pick up that stone at your feet and bash in the head of the chief standing in front of you."

So the explorer picks up the stone and proceeds to bash the life out of the chief. He stands above the lifeless body, breathing heavily and surrounded by 100 cannibals with a look of shock on their faces.

The voice booms out again: "Okay . . . . NOW you're screwed."

Every Cannibal Joke Ever Told


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The down side of eating "long pork," is that it apparently causes all sorts of digestion issues, and those who partake, have an awful odor that exudes from their pores.

I'm told you take care of these issues with regular doses of Milk of Amnesia, but I can't remember who told me.
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Pepto-Abysmal.
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Old piano salesman joke:
Starving guy crawling thru the Jungle comes to a clearing.
In the middle there's a Cannibal Restaurant.
He crawl's in and is seated. Waiter recites the menu.
Knabe Salesman $20.00, Wurlitzer Salesman $25.50, and
Kimball Salesman $65.95.
Starving guy say's "Wow, how come the kimball Salesman is so expensive?" Waiter say's, "Ever try to clean one of those?"
I'M NOT YELLING.........I'M ITALIAN...........THAT'S HOW WE TALK!


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Dave Spelvin
Jun 15 2012, 06:45 AM
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The down side of eating "long pork," is that it apparently causes all sorts of digestion issues, and those who partake, have an awful odor that exudes from their pores.

I'm told you take care of these issues with regular doses of Milk of Amnesia, but I can't remember who told me.
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Mikhailoh
Jun 15 2012, 06:33 AM
This list did not include my favorite:

What did the cannibal do after he ate the Pentacostal missionary?

He threw up his arms.
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I stand corrected. :lol2:
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