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| George K | Jun 12 2012, 01:42 PM Post #1 |
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A guide to GKSR: Click "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08 Nothing is as effective as homeopathy. I'd rather listen to an hour of Abba than an hour of The Beatles. - Klaus, 4/29/18 | |
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| Mikhailoh | Jun 12 2012, 01:46 PM Post #2 |
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If you want trouble, find yourself a redhead
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Once in his life, every man is entitled to fall madly in love with a gorgeous redhead - Lucille Ball | |
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| George K | Jun 12 2012, 01:47 PM Post #3 |
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Hat tip to Mr. Whiskers' mom, daughter #3" http://www.buzzfeed.com/daves4/reasons-why-we-cant-have-nice-things |
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A guide to GKSR: Click "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08 Nothing is as effective as homeopathy. I'd rather listen to an hour of Abba than an hour of The Beatles. - Klaus, 4/29/18 | |
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| brenda | Jun 12 2012, 04:46 PM Post #4 |
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Reread the one from Jessica Espinosa. She may really mean colon.
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“Weeds are flowers, too, once you get to know them.” ~A.A. Milne | |
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| bachophile | Jun 12 2012, 06:55 PM Post #5 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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i live with eau de colon on a daily basis. im impervious to it by now. |
| "I don't know much about classical music. For years I thought the Goldberg Variations were something Mr. and Mrs. Goldberg did on their wedding night." Woody Allen | |
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| Frank_W | Jun 12 2012, 06:57 PM Post #6 |
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Resident Misanthrope
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Anatomy Prof: "The human body has about 20 sq. meters of skin." Me: "Man, that's a lot of lampshades!" | |
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| George K | Jun 12 2012, 07:04 PM Post #7 |
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One of my partners (known to be a rather flatulent sort) was (pardon the expression) passing gas for a carotid endarterectomy. The surgeon was rather humorless and very, very slow. One day, my partner broke wind. As the smell wafted through OR #3, he looked up over the screen at the surgeon and said, "Hey! Did you get into the bowel there?" |
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A guide to GKSR: Click "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08 Nothing is as effective as homeopathy. I'd rather listen to an hour of Abba than an hour of The Beatles. - Klaus, 4/29/18 | |
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| Mikhailoh | Jun 12 2012, 07:09 PM Post #8 |
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If you want trouble, find yourself a redhead
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Once in his life, every man is entitled to fall madly in love with a gorgeous redhead - Lucille Ball | |
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| KlavierBauer | Jun 12 2012, 07:14 PM Post #9 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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LOL @ this entire thread. |
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"I realize you want him to touch you all over and give you babies, but his handling of the PR side really did screw the pooch." - Ivory Thumper "He said sleepily: "Don't worry mom, my dick is like hot logs in the morning." - Apple | |
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