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Real-life Barbie doll Valeria Lukyanova has become and internet sensation
Topic Started: May 25 2012, 05:34 PM (787 Views)
Warren
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Real-life Barbie doll Valeria Lukyanova has become and internet sensation

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MOST little girls grow up playing with Barbie dolls. Some even want to look like them. One 21-year-old has become one, or so she says.

Valeria Lukyanova has become an internet sensation in her home country of Russia, claiming on her blog to be the most famed woman on the Russian-language internet.
Her doll-like features, long blonde hair and ‘perfect’ body make her look like a real life Barbie.
Horrified viewers have slammed the model over her looks. One commented: She looks not only ugly, but ridiculous while another wrote: "A woman with completely perfect features is a boring woman."
Others were kinder to the blonde beauty. One asked: "Isn't unhealthy obsession on looking like a Barbie doll a part of her identity though?"
But the big question remains unanswered: Is Valeria real or is this an elaborate Photoshop hoax?
More "normal" photos on her Facebook page of the 21-year-old wearing far less make-up suggest she does exists.


Read more: http://www.news.com.au/weird-true-freaky/real-life-barbie-doll-valeria-lukyanova-has-become-and-internet-sensation/story-e6frflri-1226336152052#ixzz1vjNb9yTh
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sue
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Creepy. And pretty sad, a woman thinking this a good thing to do with her life.
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Aqua Letifer
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Geez. Straightup out of Ghost in the Shell.



I thought we had a little more time than that.
I cite irreconcilable differences.
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JBryan
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She only looks like Barbie with clothes on.
"Any man who would make an X rated movie should be forced to take his daughter to see it". - John Wayne


There is a line we cross when we go from "I will believe it when I see it" to "I will see it when I believe it".


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Eleanor: At my age there's not much traffic anymore.

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Mikhailoh
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Meh. The girl's working what she's got, which is considerable.
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JBryan
May 26 2012, 04:57 AM
She only looks like Barbie with clothes on.
Didn't she have her nipples sanded off?
The dogma lives loudly within me.
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whenever i do an APR (abdominal perineal resection) for rectal cancer, which involves a complete proctectomy, i sometimes think, well (s)he looks like barbie now. no asshole.
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ivorythumper
May 26 2012, 09:01 AM
JBryan
May 26 2012, 04:57 AM
She only looks like Barbie with clothes on.
Didn't she have her nipples sanded off?
Maybe in your house. We treated ours with respect.
In my defense, I was left unsupervised.
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I wonder if when she gets a little too old someone will decapitate her, attach her head to the body of a bear, and staple her to a cork board in their bedroom.

That's what happened to my sister's Barbie.


Coincidentally, it also happened to my second wife.
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My sister's was thrown into the fireplace by my brother. My mom still talks about how much that thing would be worth today.
"Any man who would make an X rated movie should be forced to take his daughter to see it". - John Wayne


There is a line we cross when we go from "I will believe it when I see it" to "I will see it when I believe it".


Henry II: I marvel at you after all these years. Still like a democratic drawbridge: going down for everybody.

Eleanor: At my age there's not much traffic anymore.

From The Lion in Winter.
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Doctor Phibes
May 27 2012, 04:45 PM
Coincidentally, it also happened to my second wife.
ok, that was really funny.
In my defense, I was left unsupervised.
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Barbie and Ken met, now there seems to be a bit of a lovers' spat or domestic dispute:

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/01/29/valeria-lukyanova-real-life-barbie-justin-jedlica-real-life-ken_n_2575786.html?ref=topbar

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He's a complete freak. Not just his surgeries, but his attitude. Listen to his interview and get the maximal retch effect.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YlboAc6Bp3I
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He's not a freak, he's FABULOUS!
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Jan 31 2013, 08:01 AM
He's not a freak, he's FABULOUS!
Welcome to Hedonism Inc.
It's not just hedonism (here AKA narcissism to the max). Still going strong with plastic surgery after 90, sooner or later he's bound to conk - as the surgeon commenting on him on the video also says. He gives me the creeps more than most internet sensations so.

Even (if I had to choose) compared to the walking bosom nutcase whose interview follows him (also worth a listen/gander).
For the rest of you - she has L cup boobs and still expanding. Can't even walk or sleep normally. I feel so sorry for her daughters, who complain she doesn't care about the because of the risks she's subjecting herself to.

Not to mention --- well, try to imagine having your mother turning herself into this. :hair:
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It's Michael Jackson's fault. Just beat him.
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Narcissism and hedonism are two totally separate things.

Hedonism is the pursuit of net-pleasure, in all things.

In this context, I think it totally applies. He's not doing it for any other reason than that he enjoys it.
It brings him pleasure.
Even narcissism can be hedonistic if it is dont knowingly to produce pleasure.

The busty-behemoth is at least seems to have a decent attitude about it. She jokes about the complications rather than pretending there aren't any (like the guy does).

She's clear that this is her business - she sells herself and her huge boobs - it's her cash cow so to speak.
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