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Topic Started: Mar 19 2012, 06:34 AM (180 Views)
Mikhailoh
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If you want trouble, find yourself a redhead
The past, present and future walked into a bar.

It was tense...
Once in his life, every man is entitled to fall madly in love with a gorgeous redhead - Lucille Ball
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Axtremus
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HOLY CARP!!!
What have you been smoking/drinking in that bar?
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VPG
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Pisa-Carp
I got it.......I got it!
I'M NOT YELLING.........I'M ITALIAN...........THAT'S HOW WE TALK!


"People say that we're in a time when there are no heroes, they just don't know where to look."
Ronald Reagan, Inaugural, 1971

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Larry
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Mmmmmmm, pie!
My girlfriend told me they made pills that would make my **** hard.

So I bought her a bottle of diet pills...

And that's when the fight started.....
Of the Pokatwat Tribe

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Larry
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Mmmmmmm, pie!
I went to the doctor yesterday and told him I was worried because I thought I was a bell.

He gave me some pills and said if they didn't help in a few days to give him a ring....

Of the Pokatwat Tribe

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Claude Ball
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Middle Aged Carp
One of my friends asked me the other day if I liked Big Red.

I said "The gum, or that fat chick that lives on Valley Road?"


Dain bramage caused my peach imspediment.
Tooth? Tooth? You can't handle the tooth!
Remember: He who laughs last, thinks slowest.....
DON'T BEND OVER IN THE GARDEN, MARGARET - THEM TATER'S GOT EYES!
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Tonto Goldstein
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Statistically speaking, 6 out of 7 dwarfs are not happy.....

but 1 out of 7 is dopey...
Sock License # 113

Old Indian saying:
How smooth must be the language of the white man, when they can make right look like wrong, and wrong look like right.
~ Black Hawk
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The Silver Tongued Devil
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Mary had a little pig,
She kept it fat and plastered;
And when the price of pork went up,
She shot the little bastard.
Never play poker with a man named Ace.
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The Silver Tongued Devil
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Junior Carp
Hey Claude - I heard that if you take your pants off you can count all the way to 10 1/2.....


Never play poker with a man named Ace.
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Claude Ball
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Middle Aged Carp
With friends like you STD, who needs enemas.....
Dain bramage caused my peach imspediment.
Tooth? Tooth? You can't handle the tooth!
Remember: He who laughs last, thinks slowest.....
DON'T BEND OVER IN THE GARDEN, MARGARET - THEM TATER'S GOT EYES!
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Claude Ball
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Dain bramage caused my peach imspediment.
Tooth? Tooth? You can't handle the tooth!
Remember: He who laughs last, thinks slowest.....
DON'T BEND OVER IN THE GARDEN, MARGARET - THEM TATER'S GOT EYES!
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Nobody's Sock
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Claude Ball
Mar 19 2012, 08:46 AM
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:lol:
"Somewhere, something incredible is waiting to be known."
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