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| Tweet Topic Started: Mar 19 2012, 06:34 AM (180 Views) | |
| Mikhailoh | Mar 19 2012, 06:34 AM Post #1 |
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If you want trouble, find yourself a redhead
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The past, present and future walked into a bar. It was tense... |
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Once in his life, every man is entitled to fall madly in love with a gorgeous redhead - Lucille Ball | |
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| Axtremus | Mar 19 2012, 07:33 AM Post #2 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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What have you been smoking/drinking in that bar? |
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| VPG | Mar 19 2012, 07:39 AM Post #3 |
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Pisa-Carp
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I got it.......I got it! |
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I'M NOT YELLING.........I'M ITALIAN...........THAT'S HOW WE TALK! "People say that we're in a time when there are no heroes, they just don't know where to look." Ronald Reagan, Inaugural, 1971 | |
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| Larry | Mar 19 2012, 08:22 AM Post #4 |
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Mmmmmmm, pie!
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My girlfriend told me they made pills that would make my **** hard. So I bought her a bottle of diet pills... And that's when the fight started..... |
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Of the Pokatwat Tribe | |
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| Larry | Mar 19 2012, 08:24 AM Post #5 |
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Mmmmmmm, pie!
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I went to the doctor yesterday and told him I was worried because I thought I was a bell. He gave me some pills and said if they didn't help in a few days to give him a ring.... |
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Of the Pokatwat Tribe | |
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| Claude Ball | Mar 19 2012, 08:27 AM Post #6 |
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Middle Aged Carp
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One of my friends asked me the other day if I liked Big Red. I said "The gum, or that fat chick that lives on Valley Road?" |
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Dain bramage caused my peach imspediment. Tooth? Tooth? You can't handle the tooth! Remember: He who laughs last, thinks slowest..... DON'T BEND OVER IN THE GARDEN, MARGARET - THEM TATER'S GOT EYES! | |
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| Tonto Goldstein | Mar 19 2012, 08:31 AM Post #7 |
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Advanced Member
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Statistically speaking, 6 out of 7 dwarfs are not happy..... but 1 out of 7 is dopey... |
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Sock License # 113 Old Indian saying: How smooth must be the language of the white man, when they can make right look like wrong, and wrong look like right. ~ Black Hawk | |
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| The Silver Tongued Devil | Mar 19 2012, 08:33 AM Post #8 |
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Junior Carp
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Mary had a little pig, She kept it fat and plastered; And when the price of pork went up, She shot the little bastard. |
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| The Silver Tongued Devil | Mar 19 2012, 08:35 AM Post #9 |
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Junior Carp
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Hey Claude - I heard that if you take your pants off you can count all the way to 10 1/2..... |
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| Claude Ball | Mar 19 2012, 08:38 AM Post #10 |
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Middle Aged Carp
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With friends like you STD, who needs enemas..... |
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Dain bramage caused my peach imspediment. Tooth? Tooth? You can't handle the tooth! Remember: He who laughs last, thinks slowest..... DON'T BEND OVER IN THE GARDEN, MARGARET - THEM TATER'S GOT EYES! | |
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| Claude Ball | Mar 19 2012, 08:46 AM Post #11 |
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Middle Aged Carp
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Dain bramage caused my peach imspediment. Tooth? Tooth? You can't handle the tooth! Remember: He who laughs last, thinks slowest..... DON'T BEND OVER IN THE GARDEN, MARGARET - THEM TATER'S GOT EYES! | |
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| Nobody's Sock | Mar 19 2012, 08:58 AM Post #12 |
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Fulla-Carp
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| "Somewhere, something incredible is waiting to be known." | |
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