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| Tweet Topic Started: Mar 19 2012, 05:02 AM (191 Views) | |
| RosemaryTwo | Mar 19 2012, 05:02 AM Post #1 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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So we get this local magazine for free. I picked it up this morning and was captivated by a headline about "the face of hunger" in my suburban neighborhood. One wouldn't expect any hunger in our community, so I read on. Second paragraph begins thusly; "It is hard to overestimate the importance of food to quality of life and overall health." Oh. Wow. Okay. Food. Right. Important. |
| "Perhaps the thing to do is just to let stupid run its course." Aqua | |
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| Aqua Letifer | Mar 19 2012, 05:05 AM Post #2 |
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ZOOOOOM!
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See my comment in George's thread about "groundbreaking mythology". |
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| Mikhailoh | Mar 19 2012, 05:10 AM Post #3 |
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If you want trouble, find yourself a redhead
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Water's right up there too. But I think your magazine is overpriced. Edited by Mikhailoh, Mar 19 2012, 05:10 AM.
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Once in his life, every man is entitled to fall madly in love with a gorgeous redhead - Lucille Ball | |
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| RosemaryTwo | Mar 19 2012, 05:10 AM Post #4 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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Air. Hard to overestimate the importance of air. |
| "Perhaps the thing to do is just to let stupid run its course." Aqua | |
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| RosemaryTwo | Mar 19 2012, 05:11 AM Post #5 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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I think she meant to say something about quality nutrition. But I'm not sure. Quit reading either way. |
| "Perhaps the thing to do is just to let stupid run its course." Aqua | |
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| Aqua Letifer | Mar 19 2012, 05:14 AM Post #6 |
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ZOOOOOM!
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In today's fast-paced, techno-centric society, one cannot help but wonder just how integral to our quality of life air has become. EDIT DAMN. |
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| RosemaryTwo | Mar 19 2012, 05:21 AM Post #7 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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You could place an ad for an air purifyer next to that headline, no? So all is good. |
| "Perhaps the thing to do is just to let stupid run its course." Aqua | |
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| Aqua Letifer | Mar 19 2012, 05:30 AM Post #8 |
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ZOOOOOM!
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Now that we're going off track somewhat, here's a question: why is it only okay for some businesses to capitalize on the crappy economy in their commercials? "In these uncertain times, it's good to know your home loan won't fluctuate. That's why we provide blah blah..." "As the economy continues to recover, you're going to want to save money wherever you can, right? Save money with us by buying only etc. and so on." Why is it that the only businesses not allowed to place such ads are the very ones who would benefit the most from them?! "In this troubled economy, we've got just what you need to see it through. Now through next Monday, twenty percent off all Jack Daniel's handles and domestic beers." Where are those ads? |
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| RosemaryTwo | Mar 19 2012, 05:31 AM Post #9 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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Obvious answer alert. The state would never allow that sort of thing. |
| "Perhaps the thing to do is just to let stupid run its course." Aqua | |
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| Aqua Letifer | Mar 19 2012, 05:36 AM Post #10 |
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ZOOOOOM!
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Well yeah but c'mon, how stupid is that? Dookie hits the fan with the job market, I'll tell you what I'll be interested in for my next purchase and it ain't gonna be shopping for a cheaper utility provider, that I can tell you. Give me the Stimulus Special at BottleMart. |
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| Kincaid | Mar 19 2012, 12:49 PM Post #11 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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Two words: Schooner Tuna. |
| Kincaid - disgusted Republican Partisan since 2006. | |
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