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| Will the world end 12/22/12? | |
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| Tweet Topic Started: Mar 16 2012, 07:41 PM (133 Views) | |
| kapper | Mar 16 2012, 07:41 PM Post #1 |
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Junior Carp
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My birthday is 12/22 so I am not sure whether I should spend all my money for Christams or save it, On one hand, if the world ends there is no sense in buying all the Christmas presents. On the other hand, if the world ends I won't care about the money, So what would you do? |
| I am always right. Except when I am wrong. | |
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| John D'Oh | Mar 16 2012, 07:45 PM Post #2 |
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MAMIL
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Buy a ton of expensive booze, and drink the freaking lot. It's a win-win. If you're really worried it's going to end, save a bottle, just in case - if Armageddon starts, pour it on someone you don't like, and set fire to them. |
| What do you mean "we", have you got a mouse in your pocket? | |
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| kapper | Mar 16 2012, 07:48 PM Post #3 |
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Junior Carp
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Now do you also prescribe drugs and sex? Because I think those are also necessities. |
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| George K | Mar 16 2012, 07:51 PM Post #4 |
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Finally
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D'Oh has no knowledge of one of those. I'll let him explain which. Booze, OTOH?
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| kapper | Mar 16 2012, 07:57 PM Post #5 |
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Junior Carp
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But George what would you do? I hope the Mayans are wrong but if not I must have a plan B. |
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| John D'Oh | Mar 16 2012, 07:58 PM Post #6 |
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MAMIL
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![]() This was my first (and last) attempt at oral sex. |
| What do you mean "we", have you got a mouse in your pocket? | |
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| John D'Oh | Mar 16 2012, 07:59 PM Post #7 |
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MAMIL
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A bit of a waste of time once you're sh!t-faced. |
| What do you mean "we", have you got a mouse in your pocket? | |
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| kapper | Mar 16 2012, 08:00 PM Post #8 |
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Junior Carp
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You're doing it wrong. Did you know that?...lol |
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| kenny | Mar 16 2012, 08:06 PM Post #9 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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John's different. He drinks with his penis and pees with his mouth. People vary. |
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| kapper | Mar 16 2012, 08:08 PM Post #10 |
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Junior Carp
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Hey, I don't judge. Unless of course you're a Cher fan? Then I might have questions. (kidding) |
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| Aqua Letifer | Mar 17 2012, 12:20 AM Post #11 |
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ZOOOOOM!
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I await the inevitable apocalypse with the kind of anxiety kids get about Christmas morning. |
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