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Will the world end 12/22/12?
Topic Started: Mar 16 2012, 07:41 PM (133 Views)
kapper
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My birthday is 12/22 so I am not sure whether I should spend all my money for Christams or save it, On one hand, if the world ends there is no sense in buying all the Christmas presents. On the other hand, if the world ends I won't care about the money, So what would you do?
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John D'Oh
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Buy a ton of expensive booze, and drink the freaking lot.

It's a win-win.

If you're really worried it's going to end, save a bottle, just in case - if Armageddon starts, pour it on someone you don't like, and set fire to them.
What do you mean "we", have you got a mouse in your pocket?
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kapper
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John D'Oh
Mar 16 2012, 07:45 PM
Buy a ton of expensive booze, and drink the freaking lot.

It's a win-win.

If you're really worried it's going to end, save a bottle, just in case - if Armageddon starts, pour it on someone you don't like, and set fire to them.
Now do you also prescribe drugs and sex? Because I think those are also necessities.
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kapper
Mar 16 2012, 07:48 PM
Now do you also prescribe drugs and sex? Because I think those are also necessities.
D'Oh has no knowledge of one of those.

I'll let him explain which.

Booze, OTOH?

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kapper
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But George what would you do? I hope the Mayans are wrong but if not I must have a plan B.
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This was my first (and last) attempt at oral sex.
What do you mean "we", have you got a mouse in your pocket?
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kapper
Mar 16 2012, 07:48 PM
Now do you also prescribe drugs and sex? Because I think those are also necessities.
A bit of a waste of time once you're sh!t-faced.
What do you mean "we", have you got a mouse in your pocket?
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Mar 16 2012, 07:58 PM
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This was my first (and last) attempt at oral sex.
You're doing it wrong. Did you know that?...lol
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kenny
HOLY CARP!!!
kapper
Mar 16 2012, 08:00 PM
John D'Oh
Mar 16 2012, 07:58 PM
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This was my first (and last) attempt at oral sex.
You're doing it wrong. Did you know that?...lol
John's different.
He drinks with his penis and pees with his mouth.

People vary.
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kenny
Mar 16 2012, 08:06 PM
kapper
Mar 16 2012, 08:00 PM
John D'Oh
Mar 16 2012, 07:58 PM
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This was my first (and last) attempt at oral sex.
You're doing it wrong. Did you know that?...lol
John's different.
He drinks with his penis and pees with his mouth.

People vary.
Hey, I don't judge. Unless of course you're a Cher fan? Then I might have questions. (kidding)
I am always right. Except when I am wrong.
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ZOOOOOM!
I await the inevitable apocalypse with the kind of anxiety kids get about Christmas morning.
I cite irreconcilable differences.
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