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| Cupid's Little Helper; A special Valentine's Day message and gift for the men | |
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| Tweet Topic Started: Feb 14 2012, 06:57 AM (280 Views) | |
| Luke's Dad | Feb 14 2012, 06:57 AM Post #1 |
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Cupid was a little busy this year, so he asked me to fill in and help out a little. I said sure, why not. Remember though, these are his explicit instructions I followed: For George, Mik, VPG, Larry, Renauda, and others in the 50+ age group: Spoiler: click to toggle For Jon, Kincaid, RR, Copper, and other mid-life crisisers like myself: Spoiler: click to toggle For 89th, Schindler, Riley, Horace, Aqua, and all of the other younger forumites: Spoiler: click to toggle |
| The problem with having an open mind is that people keep trying to put things in it. | |
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| Mikhailoh | Feb 14 2012, 07:13 AM Post #2 |
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If you want trouble, find yourself a redhead
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Helper fail. |
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Once in his life, every man is entitled to fall madly in love with a gorgeous redhead - Lucille Ball | |
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| VPG | Feb 14 2012, 07:35 AM Post #3 |
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Pisa-Carp
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WHERE THE F*** DID YOU GET THE IDEA I WAS IN THAT AGE GROUP?
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I'M NOT YELLING.........I'M ITALIAN...........THAT'S HOW WE TALK! "People say that we're in a time when there are no heroes, they just don't know where to look." Ronald Reagan, Inaugural, 1971 | |
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| Mikhailoh | Feb 14 2012, 07:51 AM Post #4 |
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Oh, the temptation. |
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Once in his life, every man is entitled to fall madly in love with a gorgeous redhead - Lucille Ball | |
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| Kincaid | Feb 14 2012, 08:27 AM Post #5 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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True, Vince is a few years younger than Whitney Houston, and was once one of her back up dancers. Hard living has aged him |
| Kincaid - disgusted Republican Partisan since 2006. | |
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| jon-nyc | Feb 14 2012, 08:31 AM Post #6 |
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Cheers
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Dude, the little blue pills go in your mouth. |
| In my defense, I was left unsupervised. | |
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| brenda | Feb 14 2012, 08:38 AM Post #7 |
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Oh my. Just think what it has done to his 'rhoids!
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“Weeds are flowers, too, once you get to know them.” ~A.A. Milne | |
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| bachophile | Feb 14 2012, 08:40 AM Post #8 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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| "I don't know much about classical music. For years I thought the Goldberg Variations were something Mr. and Mrs. Goldberg did on their wedding night." Woody Allen | |
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| jon-nyc | Feb 14 2012, 08:44 AM Post #9 |
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Cheers
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Either one would give me a woody. Maybe with the Bughatti I'd make it to four hours. |
| In my defense, I was left unsupervised. | |
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| Luke's Dad | Feb 14 2012, 04:20 PM Post #10 |
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How did this gem get by everybody's notice? |
| The problem with having an open mind is that people keep trying to put things in it. | |
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| KlavierBauer | Feb 14 2012, 04:21 PM Post #11 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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I'd give up sex for the rest of my life to own the Veyron. |
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"I realize you want him to touch you all over and give you babies, but his handling of the PR side really did screw the pooch." - Ivory Thumper "He said sleepily: "Don't worry mom, my dick is like hot logs in the morning." - Apple | |
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| Mikhailoh | Feb 14 2012, 04:22 PM Post #12 |
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If you want trouble, find yourself a redhead
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I'd give up sex for the rest of your life for it too. Self centered you say? Pshaw. Besides, I'd be getting laid too much to care.
Edited by Mikhailoh, Feb 14 2012, 04:22 PM.
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| KlavierBauer | Feb 14 2012, 04:23 PM Post #13 |
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We'd both be getting it Mik - as we'd both be giving it up in perpetuity. |
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"I realize you want him to touch you all over and give you babies, but his handling of the PR side really did screw the pooch." - Ivory Thumper "He said sleepily: "Don't worry mom, my dick is like hot logs in the morning." - Apple | |
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| Mikhailoh | Feb 14 2012, 04:24 PM Post #14 |
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If you want trouble, find yourself a redhead
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Oh, you thought I'd be giving it up too? Naw, baby naw. It was your offer. |
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| KlavierBauer | Feb 14 2012, 04:26 PM Post #15 |
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Hmm - perhaps you're not familiar with the colloquial definition of "giving it up." I don't make offers not in my favor. |
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"I realize you want him to touch you all over and give you babies, but his handling of the PR side really did screw the pooch." - Ivory Thumper "He said sleepily: "Don't worry mom, my dick is like hot logs in the morning." - Apple | |
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| Mikhailoh | Feb 14 2012, 04:32 PM Post #16 |
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If you want trouble, find yourself a redhead
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Not to worry. I'm helpful like that. |
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Once in his life, every man is entitled to fall madly in love with a gorgeous redhead - Lucille Ball | |
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| jon-nyc | Feb 14 2012, 04:38 PM Post #17 |
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Cheers
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Copper and Horace each need to be bumped up a category. |
| In my defense, I was left unsupervised. | |
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| brenda | Feb 14 2012, 05:36 PM Post #18 |
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I've been wondering the same thing.
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“Weeds are flowers, too, once you get to know them.” ~A.A. Milne | |
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| Mikhailoh | Feb 14 2012, 05:40 PM Post #19 |
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If you want trouble, find yourself a redhead
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You truly crave the disgusting, do you? I may have to oblige.
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Once in his life, every man is entitled to fall madly in love with a gorgeous redhead - Lucille Ball | |
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| Horace | Feb 14 2012, 06:30 PM Post #20 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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Yep, I'm pushin' 40. I think RR might move down a category too. Not sure. |
| As a good person, I implore you to do as I, a good person, do. Be good. Do NOT be bad. If you see bad, end bad. End it in yourself, and end it in others. By any means necessary, the good must conquer the bad. Good people know this. Do you know this? Are you good? | |
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| schindler | Feb 14 2012, 06:45 PM Post #21 |
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Yeah, he's with us.
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| We're all mad here! | |
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| Luke's Dad | Feb 14 2012, 06:48 PM Post #22 |
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Am I to presume then, that you are publicly stating that you are not in that age group, and in fact, find it offensive to be associated with George, Mik, and the others? |
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| jon-nyc | Feb 14 2012, 07:02 PM Post #23 |
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Cheers
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Vince is in the 50++ age group. Where the hell do you get off stealing one of his pluses, LD? |
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