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Cupid's Little Helper; A special Valentine's Day message and gift for the men
Topic Started: Feb 14 2012, 06:57 AM (280 Views)
Luke's Dad
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Cupid was a little busy this year, so he asked me to fill in and help out a little. I said sure, why not. Remember though, these are his explicit instructions I followed:

For George, Mik, VPG, Larry, Renauda, and others in the 50+ age group:

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For Jon, Kincaid, RR, Copper, and other mid-life crisisers like myself:

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For 89th, Schindler, Riley, Horace, Aqua, and all of the other younger forumites:

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The problem with having an open mind is that people keep trying to put things in it.
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Mikhailoh
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If you want trouble, find yourself a redhead
Helper fail.
Once in his life, every man is entitled to fall madly in love with a gorgeous redhead - Lucille Ball
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VPG
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:mad2: WHERE THE F*** DID YOU GET THE IDEA I WAS IN THAT AGE GROUP? :veryangry:
I'M NOT YELLING.........I'M ITALIAN...........THAT'S HOW WE TALK!


"People say that we're in a time when there are no heroes, they just don't know where to look."
Ronald Reagan, Inaugural, 1971

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Mikhailoh
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If you want trouble, find yourself a redhead
Oh, the temptation.
Once in his life, every man is entitled to fall madly in love with a gorgeous redhead - Lucille Ball
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Kincaid
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HOLY CARP!!!
VPG
Feb 14 2012, 07:35 AM
:mad2: WHERE THE F*** DID YOU GET THE IDEA I WAS IN THAT AGE GROUP? :veryangry:
True, Vince is a few years younger than Whitney Houston, and was once one of her back up dancers. Hard living has aged him greatly like a fine wine, or perhaps a block of cheese. The only thing he can physically do these days is go on extended cruise vacations.
Kincaid - disgusted Republican Partisan since 2006.
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jon-nyc
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Cheers
Mikhailoh
Feb 14 2012, 07:13 AM
Helper fail.
Dude, the little blue pills go in your mouth.
In my defense, I was left unsupervised.
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brenda
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..............
jon-nyc
Feb 14 2012, 08:31 AM
Mikhailoh
Feb 14 2012, 07:13 AM
Helper fail.
Dude, the little blue pills go in your mouth.
Oh my. Just think what it has done to his 'rhoids! :hair:
“Weeds are flowers, too, once you get to know them.”
~A.A. Milne
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bachophile
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HOLY CARP!!!
Quote:
 
the erection lasts longer than four hours, don't bother Bachophile.


:wave2:
"I don't know much about classical music. For years I thought the Goldberg Variations were something Mr. and Mrs. Goldberg did on their wedding night." Woody Allen
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jon-nyc
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Luke's Dad
Feb 14 2012, 06:57 AM
Cupid suggested either this or German mud porn. I decided to go with the Bugatti.
Either one would give me a woody. Maybe with the Bughatti I'd make it to four hours.
In my defense, I was left unsupervised.
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Luke's Dad
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brenda
Feb 14 2012, 08:38 AM
jon-nyc
Feb 14 2012, 08:31 AM
Mikhailoh
Feb 14 2012, 07:13 AM
Helper fail.
Dude, the little blue pills go in your mouth.
Oh my. Just think what it has done to his 'rhoids! :hair:
How did this gem get by everybody's notice?
The problem with having an open mind is that people keep trying to put things in it.
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KlavierBauer
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HOLY CARP!!!
I'd give up sex for the rest of my life to own the Veyron.
"I realize you want him to touch you all over and give you babies, but his handling of the PR side really did screw the pooch." - Ivory Thumper
"He said sleepily: "Don't worry mom, my dick is like hot logs in the morning." - Apple

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Mikhailoh
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If you want trouble, find yourself a redhead
I'd give up sex for the rest of your life for it too.

Self centered you say? Pshaw. Besides, I'd be getting laid too much to care. :lol2:
Edited by Mikhailoh, Feb 14 2012, 04:22 PM.
Once in his life, every man is entitled to fall madly in love with a gorgeous redhead - Lucille Ball
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KlavierBauer
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We'd both be getting it Mik - as we'd both be giving it up in perpetuity.
"I realize you want him to touch you all over and give you babies, but his handling of the PR side really did screw the pooch." - Ivory Thumper
"He said sleepily: "Don't worry mom, my dick is like hot logs in the morning." - Apple

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Mikhailoh
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If you want trouble, find yourself a redhead
Oh, you thought I'd be giving it up too? Naw, baby naw. It was your offer.
Once in his life, every man is entitled to fall madly in love with a gorgeous redhead - Lucille Ball
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KlavierBauer
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Hmm - perhaps you're not familiar with the colloquial definition of "giving it up."

I don't make offers not in my favor.
"I realize you want him to touch you all over and give you babies, but his handling of the PR side really did screw the pooch." - Ivory Thumper
"He said sleepily: "Don't worry mom, my dick is like hot logs in the morning." - Apple

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Mikhailoh
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If you want trouble, find yourself a redhead
Not to worry. I'm helpful like that.
Once in his life, every man is entitled to fall madly in love with a gorgeous redhead - Lucille Ball
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jon-nyc
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Cheers
Copper and Horace each need to be bumped up a category.
In my defense, I was left unsupervised.
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brenda
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Luke's Dad
Feb 14 2012, 04:20 PM
brenda
Feb 14 2012, 08:38 AM
jon-nyc
Feb 14 2012, 08:31 AM
Mikhailoh
Feb 14 2012, 07:13 AM
Helper fail.
Dude, the little blue pills go in your mouth.
Oh my. Just think what it has done to his 'rhoids! :hair:
How did this gem get by everybody's notice?
I've been wondering the same thing. :lol2:
“Weeds are flowers, too, once you get to know them.”
~A.A. Milne
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Mikhailoh
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If you want trouble, find yourself a redhead
You truly crave the disgusting, do you? I may have to oblige. :lol2:
Once in his life, every man is entitled to fall madly in love with a gorgeous redhead - Lucille Ball
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Horace
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HOLY CARP!!!
jon-nyc
Feb 14 2012, 04:38 PM
Copper and Horace each need to be bumped up a category.
Yep, I'm pushin' 40. I think RR might move down a category too. Not sure.
As a good person, I implore you to do as I, a good person, do. Be good. Do NOT be bad. If you see bad, end bad. End it in yourself, and end it in others. By any means necessary, the good must conquer the bad. Good people know this. Do you know this? Are you good?
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schindler
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Horace
Feb 14 2012, 06:30 PM
jon-nyc
Feb 14 2012, 04:38 PM
Copper and Horace each need to be bumped up a category.
Yep, I'm pushin' 40. I think RR might move down a category too. Not sure.
Yeah, he's with us. :cool:
We're all mad here!
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Luke's Dad
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VPG
Feb 14 2012, 07:35 AM
:mad2: WHERE THE F*** DID YOU GET THE IDEA I WAS IN THAT AGE GROUP? :veryangry:
Am I to presume then, that you are publicly stating that you are not in that age group, and in fact, find it offensive to be associated with George, Mik, and the others?
The problem with having an open mind is that people keep trying to put things in it.
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jon-nyc
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Vince is in the 50++ age group. Where the hell do you get off stealing one of his pluses, LD?
In my defense, I was left unsupervised.
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