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This may be the most unexpected story ever; TSA agents sing Christmas songs
Topic Started: Dec 20 2011, 05:05 PM (256 Views)
kenny
HOLY CARP!!!
http://www.latimes.com/travel/deals/la-trb-tsa-chorus-lax-20111220,0,1942002.story
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Axtremus
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HOLY CARP!!!
Of course it has to be LA ... lots of aspiring singer/actor/writer have to bust passengers while waiting for their big breaks.
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Aqua Letifer
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ZOOOOOM!
Were they singing the songs before or after forcibly removing colostomy bags from elderly passengers at security checkpoints? Were they singing Frosty the Snowman in rounds while feeling up the 12-year-olds in line, then threatening their parents who protested and the other passengers who took pictures as evidence? Did they give nuns and other detainees hearty renditions of Deck the Halls as they sat in some holding cell waiting to be physically processed?
I cite irreconcilable differences.
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kenny
HOLY CARP!!!
Aqua Letifer
Dec 20 2011, 05:14 PM
Were they singing the songs before or after forcibly removing colostomy bags from elderly passengers at security checkpoints? Were they singing Frosty the Snowman in rounds while feeling up the 12-year-olds in line, then threatening their parents who protested and the other passengers who took pictures as evidence? Did they give nuns and other detainees hearty renditions of Deck the Halls as they sat in some holding cell waiting to be physically processed?
Dang, who died and made YOU Scrooge?
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Aqua Letifer
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ZOOOOOM!
kenny
Dec 20 2011, 05:16 PM
Dang, who died and made YOU Scrooge?
A coulple of Christmas carols doesn't make up for the awful **** that agency has pulled and I mean specifically those working at LAX. I have a very serious problem with the TSA.
I cite irreconcilable differences.
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kenny
HOLY CARP!!!
Who said anything made up for anything?

It is just what it is, a few human beings doing a nice thing on their own time.

I think it's wonderful.
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Aqua Letifer
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ZOOOOOM!
kenny
Dec 20 2011, 05:29 PM
Who said anything made up for anything?

It is just what it is, a few human beings doing a nice thing on their own time.

I think it's wonderful.
That may very well be.

But what I'm saying is that I don't care about the wonderful thing going on, because of countless things they've done before that I find horrendous.
I cite irreconcilable differences.
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John D'Oh
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MAMIL
Aqua's not exactly getting into the spirit of Christmas 1914 in France, is he?

Miserable sod.

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What do you mean "we", have you got a mouse in your pocket?
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Aqua Letifer
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ZOOOOOM!
John D'Oh
Dec 20 2011, 05:45 PM
Aqua's not exactly getting into the spirit of Christmas 1914 in France, is he?

Miserable sod.

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Okay I LOST IT on that one. Absolutely lost it. :lol: :lol: :lol:
I cite irreconcilable differences.
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MIke Godwin
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Junior Carp
I almost had to stop this car, but then I LMAO.
Now behave, it's the law, you know.
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Improviso
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HOLY CARP!!!
Aqua Letifer
Dec 20 2011, 05:27 PM
I have a very serious problem with the TSA.
Me too.. Mofo's...

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"I love lifting skirts," he told me before the performance. "And there is no better way to do this than with latex."
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and admiration while breaking down over even the slightest bit of criticism.

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George K
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Improviso
Dec 20 2011, 07:25 PM
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"I love lifting skirts," he told me before the performance. "And there is no better way to do this than with latex."
Come Fly With Me!

Bangkok Flight Attendants Are Quite Attractive and also dudes. P.C. Air out of Thailand has a stewardess roster staffed completely by transsexuals. When you fly lady boy, you fly in style.

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http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/02/10/pc-airs-transsexual-fligh_n_821539.html

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brenda
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..............
TransAir?
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brenda
Dec 20 2011, 08:13 PM
TransAir?
:lol2: :lol2:
The dogma lives loudly within me.
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Mikhailoh
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If you want trouble, find yourself a redhead
Finally we're getting something worthwhile out of the TSA for all those tax dollars.
Once in his life, every man is entitled to fall madly in love with a gorgeous redhead - Lucille Ball
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apple
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kenny
Dec 20 2011, 05:16 PM
Aqua Letifer
Dec 20 2011, 05:14 PM
Were they singing the songs before or after forcibly removing colostomy bags from elderly passengers at security checkpoints? Were they singing Frosty the Snowman in rounds while feeling up the 12-year-olds in line, then threatening their parents who protested and the other passengers who took pictures as evidence? Did they give nuns and other detainees hearty renditions of Deck the Halls as they sat in some holding cell waiting to be physically processed?
Dang, who died and made YOU Scrooge?
he's just practicing his writin skills, Kenny
it behooves me to behold
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apple
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....and I'm wondering why eye plastic surgery for Asians is so attractive these days. I love Oriental eyes.
it behooves me to behold
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