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| Proof Chuck Norris is Ultimate Badass | |
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| Tweet Topic Started: Dec 20 2011, 12:05 PM (536 Views) | |
| Mikhailoh | Dec 20 2011, 12:05 PM Post #1 |
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If you want trouble, find yourself a redhead
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Chuck Norris was born on May 6, 1945. The next day the Nazis surrendered. He let most of them live. |
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Once in his life, every man is entitled to fall madly in love with a gorgeous redhead - Lucille Ball | |
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| John D'Oh | Dec 20 2011, 12:14 PM Post #2 |
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MAMIL
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He was actually born in 1940. Genuine badasses don't lie about their age.
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| What do you mean "we", have you got a mouse in your pocket? | |
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| KlavierBauer | Dec 20 2011, 12:15 PM Post #3 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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There are 10 million people existing in the WoW Universe because Chuck Norris allows them to exist. |
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"I realize you want him to touch you all over and give you babies, but his handling of the PR side really did screw the pooch." - Ivory Thumper "He said sleepily: "Don't worry mom, my dick is like hot logs in the morning." - Apple | |
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| Mikhailoh | Dec 20 2011, 12:16 PM Post #4 |
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If you want trouble, find yourself a redhead
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Yeah, and when did the war start, smart guy? Huh?
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Once in his life, every man is entitled to fall madly in love with a gorgeous redhead - Lucille Ball | |
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| John D'Oh | Dec 20 2011, 12:32 PM Post #5 |
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MAMIL
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1939. |
| What do you mean "we", have you got a mouse in your pocket? | |
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| Mikhailoh | Dec 20 2011, 12:36 PM Post #6 |
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If you want trouble, find yourself a redhead
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Exactly. Chuck Norris knew he was needed so he conceived himself. You can go convceive yourself too. |
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Once in his life, every man is entitled to fall madly in love with a gorgeous redhead - Lucille Ball | |
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| Chuck Norris | Dec 20 2011, 12:55 PM Post #7 |
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Advanced Member
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Chuck Norris wasn't born with feet, just boots. |
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| Chuck Norris | Dec 20 2011, 12:55 PM Post #8 |
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Advanced Member
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Chuck Norris was born in a log cabin that he built with his bare hands. |
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| Larry | Dec 20 2011, 01:13 PM Post #9 |
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Mmmmmmm, pie!
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Chuck Norris is a pussy.... |
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Of the Pokatwat Tribe | |
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| Nobody's Sock | Dec 20 2011, 01:13 PM Post #10 |
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Fulla-Carp
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no no Chuck!! i wasn't laughing at you!! I was just picturin d'oh conceiving himself instead of the usual mutton. |
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| KlavierBauer | Dec 20 2011, 01:46 PM Post #11 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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That sir, is genius, and sig worthy. Chuck Norris doesn't do pushups, he pushes the world down. |
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"I realize you want him to touch you all over and give you babies, but his handling of the PR side really did screw the pooch." - Ivory Thumper "He said sleepily: "Don't worry mom, my dick is like hot logs in the morning." - Apple | |
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| MainerMikeBrown | Dec 20 2011, 01:48 PM Post #12 |
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Senior Carp
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In my opinion, the only actor I've seen who was worse at acting than Chuck Norris is John Wayne. |
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| KlavierBauer | Dec 20 2011, 02:10 PM Post #13 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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That's because he's not acting - he *is* |
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"I realize you want him to touch you all over and give you babies, but his handling of the PR side really did screw the pooch." - Ivory Thumper "He said sleepily: "Don't worry mom, my dick is like hot logs in the morning." - Apple | |
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| Larry | Dec 20 2011, 03:06 PM Post #14 |
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Mmmmmmm, pie!
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Boy, I knew there was a reason I didn't like you.... |
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Of the Pokatwat Tribe | |
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| Red Rice | Dec 20 2011, 03:08 PM Post #15 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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WTF. I read "boots" as "boobs".
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Civilisation, I vaguely realized then - and subsequent observation has confirmed the view - could not progress that way. It must have a greater guiding principle to survive. To treat it as a carcase off which each man tears as much as he can for himself, is to stand convicted a brute, fit for nothing better than a jungle existence, which is a death-struggle, leading nowhither. I did not believe that was the human destiny, for Man individually was sane and reasonable, only collectively a fool. I hope the gunner of that Hun two-seater shot him clean, bullet to heart, and that his plane, on fire, fell like a meteor through the sky he loved. Since he had to end, I hope he ended so. But, oh, the waste! The loss! - Cecil Lewis | |
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| George K | Dec 20 2011, 03:12 PM Post #16 |
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Finally
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I don't think anyone here is surprised by that admission by you.
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A guide to GKSR: Click "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08 Nothing is as effective as homeopathy. I'd rather listen to an hour of Abba than an hour of The Beatles. - Klaus, 4/29/18 | |
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| John D'Oh | Dec 20 2011, 03:13 PM Post #17 |
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MAMIL
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I think there's an 'awful' missing from that sentence somewhere. |
| What do you mean "we", have you got a mouse in your pocket? | |
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| Red Rice | Dec 20 2011, 03:18 PM Post #18 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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Chuck Norris with boobs. I can't decide if that's terribly disturbing, or the most awesome thing evah. |
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Civilisation, I vaguely realized then - and subsequent observation has confirmed the view - could not progress that way. It must have a greater guiding principle to survive. To treat it as a carcase off which each man tears as much as he can for himself, is to stand convicted a brute, fit for nothing better than a jungle existence, which is a death-struggle, leading nowhither. I did not believe that was the human destiny, for Man individually was sane and reasonable, only collectively a fool. I hope the gunner of that Hun two-seater shot him clean, bullet to heart, and that his plane, on fire, fell like a meteor through the sky he loved. Since he had to end, I hope he ended so. But, oh, the waste! The loss! - Cecil Lewis | |
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| Axtremus | Dec 20 2011, 03:24 PM Post #19 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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You don't really need to decide -- it can be both. |
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| Aqua Letifer | Dec 20 2011, 04:30 PM Post #20 |
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ZOOOOOM!
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One of the ultimate badasses ruling the leaderboards on the horde side, back when I was into it, was this level 80 Tauren Warrior. His screen name was WailinJenings. Laughed every time I saw 'em. |
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| MainerMikeBrown | Dec 20 2011, 05:11 PM Post #21 |
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Senior Carp
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Chuck Norris never showed much emotion in any of his movies or on his TV show 'Walker, Texas Ranger.' |
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| Optimistic | Dec 20 2011, 05:32 PM Post #22 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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Cīmon, MMB, analyzing Chuck Norrisīs acting is like telling Kraft Mac n Cheese it needs to try harder.
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PHOTOS I must have a prodigious quantity of mind; it takes me as much as a week, sometimes, to make it up. - Mark Twain We shall not cease from exploration And the end of all our exploring Will be to arrive where we started And know the place for the first time. -T. S. Eliot | |
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| George K | Dec 20 2011, 05:34 PM Post #23 |
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Finally
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That's sigworthy. |
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A guide to GKSR: Click "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08 Nothing is as effective as homeopathy. I'd rather listen to an hour of Abba than an hour of The Beatles. - Klaus, 4/29/18 | |
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| Aqua Letifer | Dec 20 2011, 05:35 PM Post #24 |
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ZOOOOOM!
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I dunno, in the one episode where he roundhoused that bailjumper in the face a handful of times before hauling him in I must admit that I got a little teary-eyed. |
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| George K | Dec 20 2011, 05:37 PM Post #25 |
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You're f*cking lucky that I had just swallowed a mouthful of (cheap) Scotch. |
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A guide to GKSR: Click "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08 Nothing is as effective as homeopathy. I'd rather listen to an hour of Abba than an hour of The Beatles. - Klaus, 4/29/18 | |
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Cīmon, MMB, analyzing Chuck Norrisīs acting is like telling Kraft Mac n Cheese it needs to try harder.

12:55 AM Jul 11