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Proof Chuck Norris is Ultimate Badass
Topic Started: Dec 20 2011, 12:05 PM (538 Views)
Mikhailoh
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If you want trouble, find yourself a redhead
Chuck Norris was born on May 6, 1945. The next day the Nazis surrendered. He let most of them live.
Once in his life, every man is entitled to fall madly in love with a gorgeous redhead - Lucille Ball
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John D'Oh
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He was actually born in 1940. Genuine badasses don't lie about their age. :nerd:
What do you mean "we", have you got a mouse in your pocket?
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KlavierBauer
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HOLY CARP!!!
There are 10 million people existing in the WoW Universe because Chuck Norris allows them to exist.

"I realize you want him to touch you all over and give you babies, but his handling of the PR side really did screw the pooch." - Ivory Thumper
"He said sleepily: "Don't worry mom, my dick is like hot logs in the morning." - Apple

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Mikhailoh
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If you want trouble, find yourself a redhead
Yeah, and when did the war start, smart guy? Huh? :lol2:
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John D'Oh
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Mikhailoh
Dec 20 2011, 12:16 PM
Yeah, and when did the war start, smart guy? Huh? :lol2:
1939.
What do you mean "we", have you got a mouse in your pocket?
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Mikhailoh
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If you want trouble, find yourself a redhead
Exactly. Chuck Norris knew he was needed so he conceived himself.


You can go convceive yourself too.
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Chuck Norris
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Chuck Norris wasn't born with feet, just boots.
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Chuck Norris
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Chuck Norris was born in a log cabin that he built with his bare hands.
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Larry
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Mmmmmmm, pie!
Chuck Norris is a pussy....
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Mikhailoh
Dec 20 2011, 12:36 PM
Exactly. Chuck Norris knew he was needed so he conceived himself.


You can go convceive yourself too.
:lol2:


no no Chuck!! i wasn't laughing at you!! I was just picturin d'oh conceiving himself instead of the usual mutton.
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KlavierBauer
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Exactly. Chuck Norris knew he was needed so he conceived himself.


You can go convceive yourself too.

That sir, is genius, and sig worthy.

Chuck Norris doesn't do pushups, he pushes the world down.
"I realize you want him to touch you all over and give you babies, but his handling of the PR side really did screw the pooch." - Ivory Thumper
"He said sleepily: "Don't worry mom, my dick is like hot logs in the morning." - Apple

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MainerMikeBrown
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In my opinion, the only actor I've seen who was worse at acting than Chuck Norris is John Wayne.
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KlavierBauer
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That's because he's not acting - he *is*
"I realize you want him to touch you all over and give you babies, but his handling of the PR side really did screw the pooch." - Ivory Thumper
"He said sleepily: "Don't worry mom, my dick is like hot logs in the morning." - Apple

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Larry
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Mmmmmmm, pie!
MainerMikeBrown
Dec 20 2011, 01:48 PM
In my opinion, the only actor I've seen who was worse at acting than Chuck Norris is John Wayne.
Boy, I knew there was a reason I didn't like you....
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Red Rice
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Chuck Norris
Dec 20 2011, 12:55 PM
Chuck Norris wasn't born with feet, just boots.
WTF. I read "boots" as "boobs". :doh:
Civilisation, I vaguely realized then - and subsequent observation has confirmed the view - could not progress that way. It must have a greater guiding principle to survive. To treat it as a carcase off which each man tears as much as he can for himself, is to stand convicted a brute, fit for nothing better than a jungle existence, which is a death-struggle, leading nowhither. I did not believe that was the human destiny, for Man individually was sane and reasonable, only collectively a fool.

I hope the gunner of that Hun two-seater shot him clean, bullet to heart, and that his plane, on fire, fell like a meteor through the sky he loved. Since he had to end, I hope he ended so. But, oh, the waste! The loss!

- Cecil Lewis
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George K
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Red Rice
Dec 20 2011, 03:08 PM
Chuck Norris
Dec 20 2011, 12:55 PM
Chuck Norris wasn't born with feet, just boots.
WTF. I read "boots" as "boobs". :doh:
I don't think anyone here is surprised by that admission by you. :lol2:
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KlavierBauer
Dec 20 2011, 02:10 PM
That's because he's not acting - he *is*
I think there's an 'awful' missing from that sentence somewhere.
What do you mean "we", have you got a mouse in your pocket?
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Red Rice
HOLY CARP!!!
George K
Dec 20 2011, 03:12 PM
Red Rice
Dec 20 2011, 03:08 PM
Chuck Norris
Dec 20 2011, 12:55 PM
Chuck Norris wasn't born with feet, just boots.
WTF. I read "boots" as "boobs". :doh:
I don't think anyone here is surprised by that admission by you. :lol2:
Chuck Norris with boobs.

I can't decide if that's terribly disturbing, or the most awesome thing evah.
Civilisation, I vaguely realized then - and subsequent observation has confirmed the view - could not progress that way. It must have a greater guiding principle to survive. To treat it as a carcase off which each man tears as much as he can for himself, is to stand convicted a brute, fit for nothing better than a jungle existence, which is a death-struggle, leading nowhither. I did not believe that was the human destiny, for Man individually was sane and reasonable, only collectively a fool.

I hope the gunner of that Hun two-seater shot him clean, bullet to heart, and that his plane, on fire, fell like a meteor through the sky he loved. Since he had to end, I hope he ended so. But, oh, the waste! The loss!

- Cecil Lewis
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Axtremus
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HOLY CARP!!!
Red Rice
Dec 20 2011, 03:18 PM
George K
Dec 20 2011, 03:12 PM
Red Rice
Dec 20 2011, 03:08 PM
Chuck Norris
Dec 20 2011, 12:55 PM
Chuck Norris wasn't born with feet, just boots.
WTF. I read "boots" as "boobs". :doh:
I don't think anyone here is surprised by that admission by you. :lol2:
Chuck Norris with boobs.

I can't decide if that's terribly disturbing, or the most awesome thing evah.
You don't really need to decide -- it can be both.
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Aqua Letifer
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ZOOOOOM!
KlavierBauer
Dec 20 2011, 12:15 PM
There are 10 million people existing in the WoW Universe because Chuck Norris allows them to exist.

One of the ultimate badasses ruling the leaderboards on the horde side, back when I was into it, was this level 80 Tauren Warrior. His screen name was WailinJenings. Laughed every time I saw 'em.
I cite irreconcilable differences.
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MainerMikeBrown
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Chuck Norris never showed much emotion in any of his movies or on his TV show 'Walker, Texas Ranger.'
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Optimistic
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:lol: Cīmon, MMB, analyzing Chuck Norrisīs acting is like telling Kraft Mac n Cheese it needs to try harder.
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Will be to arrive where we started
And know the place for the first time.
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George K
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Dec 20 2011, 05:32 PM
:lol: Cīmon, MMB, analyzing Chuck Norrisīs acting is like telling Kraft Mac n Cheese it needs to try harder.
That's sigworthy.
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"Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... "
- Mik, 6/14/08


Nothing is as effective as homeopathy.

I'd rather listen to an hour of Abba than an hour of The Beatles.
- Klaus, 4/29/18
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Aqua Letifer
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ZOOOOOM!
MainerMikeBrown
Dec 20 2011, 05:11 PM
Chuck Norris never showed much emotion in any of his movies or on his TV show 'Walker, Texas Ranger.'
I dunno, in the one episode where he roundhoused that bailjumper in the face a handful of times before hauling him in I must admit that I got a little teary-eyed.
I cite irreconcilable differences.
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George K
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Aqua Letifer
Dec 20 2011, 05:35 PM
MainerMikeBrown
Dec 20 2011, 05:11 PM
Chuck Norris never showed much emotion in any of his movies or on his TV show 'Walker, Texas Ranger.'
I dunno, in the one episode where he roundhoused that bailjumper in the face a handful of times before hauling him in I must admit that I got a little teary-eyed.
You're f*cking lucky that I had just swallowed a mouthful of (cheap) Scotch.
A guide to GKSR: Click

"Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... "
- Mik, 6/14/08


Nothing is as effective as homeopathy.

I'd rather listen to an hour of Abba than an hour of The Beatles.
- Klaus, 4/29/18
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